Happy Birthday, Ke$ha!

Happy Birthday, Ke$ha!

March 1 marks the birthday of two musical icons for the 21st century.

We've already wished the very best to Justin Bieber, who turns 17 today. Now, we're here to do the same for Ke$ha, a woman who put the dollar sign back into first names and who put James Van Der Beek in her latest music video.

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Happy Birthday, Justin Bieber!

Happy Birthday, Justin Bieber!

Justin Bieber turns 17 years old today.

We'll give fans a few seconds to scream in delight over that fact, but then we hope they calm down and focus. The singer has made a special birthday request: he'd like you to donate whatever you can to a specific organization.

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Happy Birthday, JWoww!

Happy Birthday, JWoww!

Jenni Farley from Jersey Shore, better known as JWoww, celebrated her 25h birthday in Las Vegas last night - and boy did she rock the Hard Rock hard!

We assume so, at least. Jenni has a tendency to go all out.

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Happy Birthday, Jennifer Love Hewitt!

Happy Birthday, Jennifer Love Hewitt!

Jennifer Love Hewitt's breasts turn 32 years old today.

While they've only been in true, plump, firm existence for about half that time, this pair of knockers has still come a long way. From Party of Five to The Ghost Whisperer to whatever talk show will listen to their owner talk about marriage, the best boobs in Hollywood are worthy of your best wishes.

Happy Birthday, Rihanna!

Happy Birthday, Rihanna!

Rihanna celebrated her 23rd birthday yesterday.

For such a young age, the Barbados native has amassed a huge number of hit songs. She's also drastically altered her image in the last couple of years, shedding her innocent appeal in favor of a harder, edgier, hyper-sexual persona.

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Happy 30th Birthday, Paris Hilton!

Happy 30th Birthday, Paris Hilton!

Paris Hilton turns 30 years old today and, please folks, wish her a happy birthday.

This washed-up A-lister really needs some support, having sat around over the last couple years and watched Kim Kardashian usurp her title as Least Important Famous Member of Society. It's been rough.

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Happy 47th Birthday, Sarah Palin!

Happy 47th Birthday, Sarah Palin!

Sarah Palin, beloved politician turned author, speaker, commentator, reality TV star and professional celebrity, turns 47 years young today.

Happy birthday to the Thrilla from Wasilla!

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Happy 19th Birthday, Taylor Lautner!

Happy 19th Birthday, Taylor Lautner!

Taylor Lautner celebrates a quiet birthday today.

The Twilight Saga star turned 18 a year ago, giving women everywhere a reason to cheer and not feel so dirty for ogling this gorgeous actor. Sort of makes 19 feel like less of a big deal, doesn't it?

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Happy 25th Birthday, Lauren Conrad!

Happy 25th Birthday, Lauren Conrad!

There's a rumor going around that Lauren Conrad is engaged to longtime love Kyle Howard. The star's reps have already come out and denied this. It's not true.

It is her 25th birthday today, however. Happy birthday, LC!

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Happy Birthday, Justin Timberlake!

Happy Birthday, Justin Timberlake!

Justin Timberlake, who turns 30 today, has done the impossible.

His career is so impressive and wide-ranging that one almost forgets it began with *NSync. Since those days, he's won six Grammy Awards as well as two Emmys.

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