Angelina Jolie - along with her baby bump and giant boobs - cradles Maddox in her arms as her and boyfriend Brad Pitt take two of their kids for a ride in Monaco.
Two more kids, of course, are on the way for the world's most beautiful couple; Jolie is pregnant with twins.
The sky is the limit when it comes to how much money celebrities are being paid to pimp out their babies in celebrity news and gossip magazines nowadays.
After paying Christina Aguilera $1.5 million in February for shots of her newborn son, Max, People shelled out a whopping $6 million to Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony for photos of their newborn twins, Max and Emme.
According to Us Weekly, adopting a child and helping with rebuilding efforts in New Orleans earns a couple more points than posing naked, starring in a record-breaking movie and paying celebrity gossip photographers to snap contrived pictures of yourselves making out, on the beach, in pumpkin patches...
For shame.
You may never get to see Angelina Jolie nude. But you will have a chance to lick the body of this gorgeous actress.
Sort of.
Did the Brangelina birthday celebration for Angelina Jolie match what the family put together for Shiloh Nouvel last month?
It would appear that way, as Brad Pitt went all-out to celebrate his lovely ladyfriend's 32nd birthday on June 4, filling their home in L.A.'s Los Feliz neighborhood with flowers.
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's latest family addition has officially taken their surnames.
A Santa Monica court on Thursday approved Pax Thien Jolie's name change to Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt, a court clerk confirms to People magazine. The name is a mouthful, but at least the child is adorable. And visible, unlike Jayden James Federline.
Brad Pitt may need to stop playing the doting father role to Shiloh and Pax Thien for a few minutes.
If the hunky actor doesn't look up soon, he may never see the other half of Brangelina is his arms again.
It's a battle of Hollywood vs. Bollywood!
While most readers are familiar with the pair known as "Brangelina" in the States, a contender is emerging from abroad for the title of Hottest, Coolest Couple on the Planet. And no, it isn't David and Victoria Beckham.
Now that Angelina Jolie is a mother again, the question on everyone's mind is: how will her kids adapt to yet another tyke in the house?
Gratned, new son Pax Thien was adopted less than a week ago - but that doesn't mean it's too early for Us Weekly to consult with Frank J. Sulloway, author of Born to Rebel: Birth Order, Family Dynamics and Creative Lives.
We've already compared their celebrity babies - and the results were mixed. Just who is cuter, Shiloh Nouvel or Suri Cruise?
Actually, hold off on that debate. We've got another one for you.
Only Brad Pitt could upstage Drew Brees.
While the latter has moved the New Orleans Saints to within one game of the Super Bowl, the former has simply moved into the city. And that's newsworthy enough.
For Brangelina, Christmas is no time to rest. If anything, it's a time to give back more than ever before.
The gorgeous couple spent its holiday, spending Monday handing out gifts to refugee children in the Costa Rican capital San Jose.
Bring on more babies, said Angelina Jolie on ABC's Good Morning America yesterday.
However, The Good Sheperd actress stated her and Brad Pitt will likely adopt their next child in an effort to add to their mixed-race family.
Looks as if Angelina Jolie isn't the only babe causing a stir in India. Maddox Jolie-Pitt is doing is damndest to get attention... for himself, as well as poor people.
Cool little Maddox, 5, is soaking up the local flavor, and brought his own set of photographers along for the journey. Sick of surrendering the spotlight to infant sister Shiloh, big brother sported a new mohawk, featuring blonde highlights and a ponytail... and let the world know how he feels about it. See below.
For the record: Ellen Pompeo really is getting married to Chris Ivery.
We make this point because sometimes marriages are arranged between wax figures, not human beings. Such was the case between the amazing Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.
Lindsay Lohan, you better get over to Iraq quickly. Maybe the enemy will put you in its sights instead.
Right now, reports state that al-Qaeda is threating a far more beautiful and charitable target: Brangelina.
Go ahead and be deemed influential, Kate Moss.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will settle for being charitable.
As Brangelina focuses on charitable causes, let's hope the couple doesn't lose sight of another important cause:
Their marriage -- err, their unholy, live-in relationship between hot man and woman.
Goodbye, Tomb Raider. Hello, Oscar?
In between flying lessons, it appears as though Angelina Jolie has sworn off mindless, popcorn flick roles for awhile. Lara Croft may be history forever for this actress.
Proud parents Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are fed up. At world hunger and abject poverty, sure. But also at the results of our exclusive new celebrity baby POLL! Their lovely young child has not jumped out to the commanding cuteness lead many oddsmakers expected!
With all the commotion made over the Suri Cruise mystery and with a hyper-fertile Britney Spears cranking out two kids in just under a year, Brangelina is feeling all but forgotten about. And they're not gonna stand for it.
You can't blame Maddox Jolie-Pitt for often feeling left out. The tyke is considered the cutest celebrity baby out there, yet all he hears about is his sister, Shiloh.
Or that Scientology spawn, Suri Cruise.
When will Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie get married?
It's a question on the minds of all fans - and Pitt recently gave an interesting, liberal answer.
The winners of an architectural design contest to help rebuild New Orleans has been announced by Brad Pitt.
Who says you need to accomplish anything in order to receive an honor? Sometimes, just being born to the most beautiful parents on earth is enough.
Just ask Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt.
