Jessica Simpson is 37.
For our readers of a certain age, the fact that the bubbly blonde whose tuna-confusion helped make her an early MTV reality standout is now pushing 40 will be enough to provoke a mild existential crisis.
Vanderpump Rules is unique amongst reality shows, in that its producers crank out a truly remarkable number of episodes per season.
In an age when most series, scripted or otherwise, are paring down, Vanderpump just keeps getting bigger, churning out a staggering 24 episodes in each of its last two seasons.
The big day is almost here, Teen Mom 2 fans.
After months of controversy, drama, and wild speculation about the identity of her baby daddy, Kailyn Lowry is soon to give birth to her third child.
If you know literally anything about her, you know that Kim Kardashian's butt is the most famous in the world.
Hell, at this point, it's basically a star in its own right.
Courtney Stodden's not exactly shy about her looks or her politics.
And now she's stunning followers with a makeup-free photo ... and some very pleasant glimpses at her spectacular body.
If you follow Ariel Winter on Instagram, you know the girl enjoys posting the occasional risque selfie.
And by that, we mean she spends more time in swimwear than both the original cast of Baywatch and the stars of the Zac Efron remake no one saw.
If you follow her on Instagram, you know that Kim Zolciak bikini selfies are a frequent occurrence.
She doesn't rock swimwear in front of the mirror every single day, but it's rare that a full week goes by without Kim flaunting her curves on social media.'
If you follow Ariel Winter on Instagram, you're probably aware that the girl enjoys posing for the occasional selfie.
And by that we mean there are so many pics of Ariel in different poses on her page that if you scroll fast enough, it looks like a flip book cartoon about giant boobs.
Earlier this week, we reported on the frightening news that Kim Zolciak's 4-year-old son was attacked by a dog and hospitalized for his injuries.
On Wednesday, Zolciak posted an update on her son, assuring fans that his treatment was successful, and he would be headed home from the hospital ahead of schedule.
Kourtney Kardashian is frequently touted as the "real" sister in her famous family, a blessed reprieve from her plastic, pretentious siblings.
If this report regarding her smoking hot Mexico photos is any indication, however, Kourt's pristine reputation could be in serious doubt.
At this point in her career, Kim Kardashian bikini photos aren't exactly headline-grabbers.
After all, it was the Kim Kardashian sex tape that brought her to fame, and in the decade since that cinematic classic first hit the web, we've seen Kim in just about every state of undress imaginable.
Haters are gonna hate.
Amy Schumer is well aware of this unfortunate fact of celebrity life by now.
Christina El Moussa has taken to Instagram in order to taunt her estranged husband.
In a new round of revealing photos, the Flip or Flop co-host flaunts two things that Tarek El Moussa will be seeing far less off in the future, as a result of the ex-couple's pending divorce:
Blac Chyna may be stuck in an ugly custody battle with Rob Kardashian at some point in the near future.
But the reality star didn't seem too bothered by this potential situation on Sunday.
Even if you've never seen a single episode of Modern Family, you're probably familiar with actress Ariel Winter.
The 19-year-old has a massive online following that belies her claim to fame as part of the massive ensemble cast of a dinosaur sitcom currently lumbering into its 478th season.
If you follow Ariel Winter on Instagram, you know that the girl basically lives in a bikini.
As it turns out, being a cold-hearted, whiny, self-centered brat can really pay off.
Just ask Kate Upton.
Like Kylie Jenner before her, Ariana Biermann comes from a family that's not shy about cashing in by showing a little skin.
And like Kylie, she can't really be blamed for thinking following in the family readition is the best way to carve out a career path for herself.
Kendall Jenner is often credited with being the most "natural-looking" member of the Kardashian-Jenner clan.
We'll spare you the usual descriptions of 2016 as a dumpster fire, tire fire, colonoscopy with a power drill, etc., and just say it was a historically crappy year.
Unfourtunately, there's reason to believe that 2017 won't be a whole lot better, what with Queen Elizabeth II in failing health and Rapey Chester Cheetah soon to be sworn in as president.
2016. What a year, right?
It felt like every time we checked our phones we learned that something else had died: a beloved celebrity, American democracy, our will to carry on...
Lisa Rinna is about to re-enter your living room.
Not in person, of course, but she and her fellow Real Housewives of Beverly Hills will kick off Season 7 on Tuesday, December 6 at 9/8c.
