Britney Spears: “Had so much fun on set today. My new BFF…Britney” (photo above on set of Glee)
Heidi Montag: “Heading to bed it’s been a long day thank you all for you loving thoughts and words I love you.”
Spencer Pratt: “People ask how to be as clever as me. I tell them to huff gasoline. It ensures they never will be.”
Kat Von D: “Its discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.”
Rob Thomas: “In all my travels and all the bathrooms I’ve seen, I’ve never seen a glory hole. If anyone sees one, take a pic. Prize for the first.”
Diddy: “Be great today! And be nice to people! Smile!!!”
Conan O’Brien: ” The FDA egg recall has hit a total of 380 million eggs. I can’t wait till they find the tired, evil hen that did this.”
Adam Lambert: ” My bus mates are tweeting each other while they sit right next to one another…I don’t know guys…you’re abusing Twitter.”
P!nk: “Please airplane have good wine and at least one nice stewardess:) Niagara Falls!!! We are coming in HOT!”