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Lily Allen: “Marlon Brando, much?” (photo above)

Lisa Lampanelli: “Mel gets $163K legal bill from Oksana for 1 month! Coincidentally his monthly anger management bill is the exact same amount.”

Kirstie Alley: “Tell me the MOST amazing person you follow on Twitter and why…not including me…hehe…looking for twenty people to follow… who who who?”

Jamie Foxx: “If u independent, havin fun, never hatin, making $$, and want peace all around the world… Say #yepthatsme YEP!!!”

Kanye West:

Jenny McCarthy: “Who would you rather?… Betty White or Megan Fox with all of her organs on the outside of her body.”

Conan O’Brien: “I started a journey of self discovery, then my wife walked in and caught me.”

Jesse James:

Oscar De La Hoya: “I’m getting a tattoo of a chankla on my nalga.”