Our Favorite Celebrity Tweets August 21, 2010

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Britney Spears: "Had so much fun on set today.  My new BFF...Britney" (photo above on set of Glee)

Heidi Montag: "Heading to bed it's been a long day thank you all for you loving thoughts and words I love you."

Spencer Pratt: "People ask how to be as clever as me.  I tell them to huff gasoline.  It ensures they never will be."

Kat Von D:  "Its discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit."

Rob Thomas: "In all my travels and all the bathrooms I've seen, I've never seen a glory hole.  If anyone sees one, take a pic.  Prize for the first."

Diddy: "Be great today!  And be nice to people!  Smile!!!"

Conan O'Brien: " The FDA egg recall has hit a total of 380 million eggs.  I can't wait till they find the tired, evil hen that did this."

Adam Lambert: " My bus mates are tweeting each other while they sit right next to one another...I don't know guys...you're abusing Twitter."

P!nk: "Please airplane have good wine and at least one nice stewardess:) Niagara Falls!!!  We are coming in HOT!"