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The Real Housewives of New York City: Drunk In the Woods

The Real Housewives of New York City: Drunk In the Woods

The ladies got drunk in the woods of Montana on The Real Housewives of New York City - but could they "Bury the Hatchet" somewhere other than each other's backs?  

We recap Sonja's boobs, Ramona's thong, and Carole flashing the squirrels in our +/- review...

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Where's the Train?

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Where's the Train?

They finally make it to Savannah and The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 6 Episode 8 argue over "Ghosts of Girlfriends Past" while Porsha Williams tries to figure out where the train went. We don't know whether to laugh or cry but we recap it all in our THG +/- review.

We pickup where we left off last week with the ladies on the bus to Savannah and talk about marriage makes Porsha cry so hard that her makeup is literally sliding off her face. - Minus 12.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap:  When Squirrels Attack

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: When Squirrels Attack

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills "Escape to Bitch Mountain" and are hunted by squirrels on their Palm Springs adventure. We recap the wildlife encounters and Kim's panty twist in our THG +/- review.

OK, so the squirrels didn't actually attack on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4 Episode 7 but come on ladies! If Carlton and company had any real respect for animals, they'd read the sign that says don't feed the wildlife. If one of the little rascals nipped you you'd be headed off for rabies shots.  

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Off the Chain

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Off the Chain

The Real Housewives of Atlanta head to Savannah and it should be "Savann-No" because the trip is off the chain before it even gets started. We recap the extreme tardiness, how one Housewife fuels the flames, and how Kandi checks Momma Joyce in our THG +/- review

Honestly I wouldn't have blamed NeNe Leakes if she threw her hands in the air and called the whole trip off….

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Monster Mama

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Monster Mama

The Real Housewives of Atlanta gave us the saga of the "The Old Lady and the Shoe" but I wish Mama Joyce would just put her shoes back on and walk out the door. We recap the wedding dress drama in our THG +/- review.

But first Kandi Burruss takes the girls to a dance class to get them moving but Cynthia Bailey's sparkles nearly blinded me. Minus 15.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Date From Hell

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Date From Hell

The Real Housewives of Atlanta made us wonder if it was "Too Late to Apollo-Gize" or if anyone was even bothering to try? We recap all the half truths and straight out lies in our THG +/- review.

Not sure why Kandi Buress was playing super sleuth when it came to Kenya Moore and Apollo but it was a little weird. Minus 10. Seems like Kandi's got enough problems in her own family to be worrying so much about Phaedra's.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap:  Who Has the Balls?

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Who Has the Balls?

The Real Housewives of Atlanta gave us "All In a Day's Twerk" and did we really need to go there? It was just one more surreal moment in the twirling saga of Kenya Moore. We recap it and the rest of the drama in our THG +/- review.

But let's start with NeNe Leakes. With The New Normal over will NeNe have to pick up a job as Molly the Maid?

The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: The Witches of Miami

The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: The Witches of Miami

The Real Housewives of Miami take the stage for the final time this season in their "Reunion Part 2" and why won't someone use their black magic to make it all go away…or at least turn down the volume. We recap it all in our THG +/- review.

This was the reunion show that went from silly to sad to pathetic. Plus 20 because that's a lot of ground to cover in just an hour.

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The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Feel the Love

The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Feel the Love

The Real Housewives of Miami turned Joanna Krupa into "Mrs. Zago" this week... but it wasn't easy. We recap a wedding journey worthy of a hangover in THG's +/- review.

Joanna lamented being "stuck a rental car with these crazy bitches…" on a road trip from Las Vegas to San Diego. Maybe she should have thought about that before they decided to board that party bus. Minus 18.

The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Bridesmaid Smackdown

The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Bridesmaid Smackdown

The Real Housewives of Miami have a serious "Bridesmaid Breakdown" as Lisa Hochstein got kicked out of the wedding party. We recap it all in our THG +/- review.

There's a difference between being the peacemaker and turning into meddling buttinsky and this week Lisa Hochstein drove right over that line in her hot little Ferrari. Minus 18.