We couldn't pull Orlando Bloom off of Kirsten Dunst for long enough to talk about Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End.
But Terry Rossio, co-writer of the third film in this triology, gave us a few glimpses into the movie's ending.
The movie is called Home of the Brave. But for one night at least, it might as well have been known as Home of the Beautiful.
One of the film's stars - and the owner of the face millions of girls drool over every week on One Tree Hill - Chad Michael Murray poses here with his 18-year old fiancee, Kenzie Dalto.
Pity Tori Spelling. She only received $1 million or so after her father passed away.
And she doesn't exactly look like Heidi Klum when pregnant.
Lindsay Lohan wants help.
For what? That's unclear. From who? That may surprise you.
In case you haven't heard, Britney Spears has received a lot of flack for flashing her naked nether regions for the cameras last week.
Amy Poehler spoke for most of mankind when she told Brit put some gruff back on that muff. If she does, however, it won't helpthe business of Cindy Barshop very much.
We can't say we support any supposedly juicy memoir from random celebrities. What could Tori Spelling possibly have to say that we'd pay to read about?
At least John Leguizamo is aware of how uninteresting his actual career has been. Therefore, the actor has included some fun, sordid tidbits in his upcoming book, Pimps, Hos, Players, Haters and All the Rest of My Hollywood Friends.
As far as boob jobs go, Tara Reid isn't too excited about hers.
Scarlett Johansson won't be getting one any time soon.
We have to talk about Paris Hilton's pussy one more time. Namely, what the disgusting diva wants to come out of there some day.
Stop us if you've heard this one before: Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn have broken up.
After more than a year together, the couple has finally parted ways for good.
The name of the movie may be Dreamgirls - but recent rumors make it seem like a more apt title would be Jealousgirls.
But Beyonce Knowles is trying as hard as she can to squash talk that she was jealous of her co-star throughout shooting.
Getting engaged is no longer news. Call us when you're not getting married, Eva Longoria and Tony Parker.
The new trend is for couples to announce that they are happy and not changing their status in any way. Right, Cameron Diaz and Justin Timerlake?
On Prison Break, Lane Garrison played a troubled teen often on the wrong side of the law. In real life, well, read that sentence again.
Growing up in Richardson, Texas, however, Garrison's misguided ways landed him in the home of a minister: Crazy Joe Simpson. For almost a year, the young actor lived with beautiful, weird Simpson clan.
