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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.
Box Office Report: Talking Teddy vs. Stripping Studs

Box Office Report: Talking Teddy vs. Stripping Studs

It's official: America likes talking stuffed animals more than naked men.

Despite strong competition from Channing Tatum and the shirtless strippers of Magic Mike, Ted smoked and cursed his way to the top of the box office this weekend, earning $54.1 million on Friday and Saturday.

Posted in: Movie News
Lamar Odom to Be Traded to Clippers

Lamar Odom to Be Traded to Clippers

Following a disastrous stint on the Dallas Mavericks, which culminated in Lamar Odom being sent home and embarrassed by his poor play and lack of heart, this former world champion is returning to Los Angeles.

A trade is nearing completion that would send Mr. Khloe Kardashian to the Clippers (in a complicated, three-time scenario, Mo Williams would end up on the Utah Jazz in return), the team that drafted him fourth overall in 1999.

Posted in: Lamar Odom
Justin Bieber Album Crowned Top Debut of 2012

Justin Bieber Album Crowned Top Debut of 2012

Take that, Madonna!

In news that absolutely no one finds shocking, Justin Bieber is number-one on this week's Billboard 200 chart, as his new album, "Believe," solid 374,000 copies in its first week of release. That's the biggest debut sales week to date in 2012, surpassing the Material Girl's 359,000 for "MDNA."

Posted in: Justin Bieber
Kourtney Kardashian on Water Birth: EWWWWW!

Kourtney Kardashian on Water Birth: EWWWWW!

Kourtney Kardashian will welcome a daughter into the world any day now, but this just in: the reality star will NOT be participating in a natural water birth.

TMZ sources that Kardashian was considering this option because it's reportedly a more peaceful process for the child… but Kourtney then witnessed the event in action a couple days ago and reacted to it in disgust.

Posted in: Kourtney Kardashian
Politician Plays "Pick Out the Immigrant" with Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez

Politician Plays "Pick Out the Immigrant" with Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez

Are you ready, THG readers, to play everyone's favorite new game: Pick Out the Immigrant... starring Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez!

With most of the political world reacting today to the Supreme Court upholding Barack Obama's healthcare plan, it's worth also noting that Rep. Luis V. Gutierrez (D-IL) took the floor of the House of Representatives yesterday and expressed his disdain for the Arizona immigration policy that, essentially, allows police offers to ask for the identification of any resident, merely based on his/her appearance.

Posted in: Selena Gomez
Dave Matthews Band Announces New Album Release Date

Dave Matthews Band Announces New Album Release Date

The Dave Matthews Band is finally getting off the road and into the recording studio.

One of the most proficient touring outfits in the world, the group announced last night that it will release its first album since 2009's "Big Whiskey and the GrooGrux King." It will be titled "Away from the World" and be released on September 11.

Posted in: Dave Matthews Band