Actually, Kate Moss and Pete Doherty Aren't Married
Kate Moss' publicist is denying reports that the skinny, perpetually coked-up supermodel married Pete Doherty, the rock star and fellow drug addict, in a Buddhist ceremony in Thailand on New Year's Day, as was reported by T.H. Gossip yesterday.
It was reported that PeteMoss had tied the knot in intimate surroundings on on the idyllic island of Phuket. But it looks like that was just a phuking rumor! Weak.