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Katie Holmes Buys $340 Thong, Other Lingerie

Katie Holmes Buys $340 Thong, Other Lingerie

The real story isn't Katie Holmes' Armani-designed wedding dress. Nor is it that baby Suri Cruise wishes to God she had the motor skills and brains to stage an elaborate escape from TomKat's mansion.

The real story, friends, is what Katie will be wearing on her wedding night, long after the Scientology brainwashing cult wedding ceremony is over.

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Jason Alexander, the First Mr. Britney Spears, Speaks Out

Jason Alexander, the First Mr. Britney Spears, Speaks Out

Jason Alexander -- the first dude to marry Britney Spears, not the bald guy who played George on Seinfeld -- is speaking out about his former bride's impending divorce from her current assbag husband.

Alexander, an old friend whom Spears wed in Las Vegas in 2004 before having the marriage annulled less than three days later, is not a huge fan of Kevin Federline. Not that anyone is -- but he's more connected to her life than us. Sadly.

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Busy Britney Spears Back in the Recording Studio

Busy Britney Spears Back in the Recording Studio

Britney Spears plans to bid New York City farewell and head on down to Miami, where she'll continue working on her new album over the weekend. She's making her first CD since 2003's In the Zone in studios in Miami, L.A. and N.Y.

At a Louis Vuitton party last night, producer and Snoop Dogg collaborator Pharrell Williams said he's helping Brit out. Asked about his upcoming projects, he said, "The stuff I'm about to do is amazing, but I can't talk about what I'm about to do... Okay, I'm going in with Britney."

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Jayden James Pictures: Coming Soon For Free!

Jayden James Pictures: Coming Soon For Free!

Yes, it's true. Apparently Britney Spears really doesn't want K-Fed feeding off her anymore, and justifiably so. That guy sucks ass! As a result, she's reportedly going to be offering up the first adorable little Jayden James Federline pictures for free.

Why does this matter? Because we have no lives. And because by doing so, Brit will avoid triggering a little-known clause in the couple's prenuptial agreement that guarantees K-Fed receives get a portion of any proceeds from selling pics of their kids.

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