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Austin Nichols Arrested For DUI in Michigan

Looks like Nick Bollea no longer has a monopoly on random D-list celebs being involved in automobile incidents in late August. Sorry, Nick!

No, random actor Austin Nichols was arrested for a DUI early Friday morning in Jackson, Michigan. The 27-year-old John from Cincinnati star was driving Nicole Richie style - going the wrong way down a one-way street - when the police pulled him over at 2:40 a.m.

Posted in: Austin Nichols

Officials Raid Home of DMX; Distressed Dogs Celebrate

TMZ and KPNX television in Phoenix are reporting that officers from the Maricopa County, Ariz., Sheriff's Department raided the home of rapper DMX early yesterday morning.

There, officials reportedly made a disturbing discovery - no fewer than 12 distressed pit bulls.

Posted in: DMX
Suri Cruise, Frumpy Mom Shop, Nap in Paris

Suri Cruise, Frumpy Mom Shop, Nap in Paris

In years to come, Suri Cruise's first trip to Paris will be remembered as a blend of rainy weather shopping, snacks, her frumpy mom's ruined heels and a well-planned nap. Or, more likely, it won't be remembered at all, since Suri Cruise is one.

But no matter. Taking a day trip from Berlin, where dad Tom Cruise is making Valkyrie, mom brought 16-month-old Suri to Paris for a quick visit Thursday.

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Nicole Richie Serves Brutal 82-Minute Jail Sentence

Nicole Richie Serves Brutal 82-Minute Jail Sentence

Just 82 minutes after Nicole Richie checked herself into Lynwood, Calif., jail, she left a free woman. That's some serious hard time.

According to the official website of the Los Angeles Sheriff's Dept., Nicole Richie checked in at 3:15 PM and was released at 4:37 PM.

Posted in: Nicole Richie
Britney Spears Really Sucks at Singing

Britney Spears Really Sucks at Singing

Not that this is news to us. She always has. But in her glory days, Britney Spears at least used to mask her lack of talent with catchy dance-pop beats and half naked Music videos. It did the job. Multiple times a day for some guys, undoubtedly.

Anyway, this latest "song" released by Britney and obtained by Perez Hilton is nothing short of horrific. The ballad features Spears shrieking away in a nasal, tone-deaf manner that makes you long for the tranquil sounds of fingernails on a chalkboard. And don't even get us started on some of the lyrics:

Posted in: Britney Spears