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The Hills Recap: "Girls Night Out"

The Hills Recap: "Girls Night Out"

You gotta love The Hills.

To prove his (sort of valid) point about Heidi Montag's unfair treatment of him, Spencer Pratt makes a d!ck move in his typical, passive-aggressive fashion, then becomes indignant when called out for it. Crazy bickering and drama follows.

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Heidi Montag Raps, Sucks

Heidi Montag Raps, Sucks

Yeah, we know. We also wish we were kidding.

Alas, it's a real story ... a really bad story. The Hills' Heidi Montag decided she'd rap on MTV's TRL yesterday. Man. The girlfriend of Spencer Pratt is almost as good at this as she is at designing clothes, or singing, or acting, or looking natural.

Posted in: Heidi Montag
The Bachelor Episode Guide: Shayne Lamas Survives!

The Bachelor Episode Guide: Shayne Lamas Survives!

Picking up where we left off last week on The Bachelor, six girls remain and all are headed to meet Matt Grant in Sun Valley, Idaho for some fun in the snow.

Matt gets a horse-drawn sleigh to take Chelsea on a romantic ride, but she says she hates public displays of affection and holding hands. Lame.

Posted in: The Bachelor

Questionable Britney Spears News of the Week

This week's probably-made-up Britney Spears gossip story award goes to (drum roll please) ... In Touch Weekly! You've been dethroned, OK! Magazine!

On the cover of this week's issue, this fine celebrity news magazine boldly proclaims that a recovering Britney has relapsed, and has been ...

Posted in: Britney Spears
Jessica Simpson: Hot and Wet

Jessica Simpson: Hot and Wet

She may be the worst actress of all time, and her singing career may have peaked last decade, but put her in a bathing suit under a showerhead and Jessica Simpson still has something going for her. Several things ... if you know what we mean!

We mean we are a little jealous of Tony Romo. A little.

Posted in: Jessica Simpson
Hayden Panettiere: One Hot Recluse

Hayden Panettiere: One Hot Recluse

Sure, she's smokin' hot and 18, but Heroes actress Hayden Panettiere has confessed that becoming a mega-star has turned her into a recluse.

"I don't ever go out," she tells the UK's Daily Mirror of her life in the spotlight, where she drives everywhere to avoid being recognized on the street. "I stay at home. I go from garage to garage, and try to keep myself out of sight."

Posted in: Hayden Panettiere

Adnan Ghalib Attacked By Knife-Wielding Maniac

Britney Spears crashing cars? That's almost a given at this point. But in celebrity news we know you didn't see coming, apparently her beau Adnan Ghalib was attacked by a crazed, knife-wielding lunatic last night. Yes, really.

Adnan was stabbed in the arm and has a bruise on his eye and lacerations on his face. He received medical attention, though, and is doing alright.

Posted in: Adnan Ghalib