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The Jamie Lynn Spears Baby Rap!

The Jamie Lynn Spears Baby Rap!

Ding dang and yee-haw! Fresh off cranking out Maddie Briann Aldridge, a sexed-up Jamie Lynn Spears impersonator drops some phat beats - and some knowledge - on our domes in a spirited explanation of where babies come from, y'all.Peep the video below, which is strange and a little disturbing but still pretty funny, for some amazing insight including Britney Spears shoutouts, Juno quotes and (obviously) a horny Jamie Lynn Spears riding a giant sperm - hard.

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The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 38

Welcome, celebrity gossip fans and readers, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a fun Friday afternoon tradition here at our site.

This week's Caption Contest, featuring troubled baseball star Alex Rodriguez, was certainly a good one. The winner this week? Bobby J.

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Tale of the Tape: Alex Rodriguez vs. Derek Jeter

The Hollywood Gossip staff is proud to bring you Tale of the Tape, in which we break down prospective matchups within the celebrity world. The following battle has been brewing for years - and not just because of an on-field rivalry.

Since his trade to the Yankees in 2004, Alex Rodriguez has been a lightning rod (haha) for controversy, choking in the playoffs and boinking manly strippers. Star teammate Derek Jeter, meanwhile, just quietly does his (play) thing(s).

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DeAnna Pappas and Jesse Csincsak Need a Nickname!

DeAnna Pappas and Jesse Csincsak Need a Nickname!

The Bachelorette star DeAnna Pappas and fiance Jesse Csincsak have announced a wedding date of May 9, 2009 - on their new wedding website!They're totally gonna beat Matt Grant and Shayne Lamas to the altar.What we're more interested in right now, though, is what to call this new couple. Every good celeb pairing needs its own nickname ...

JeAnna? Desse? Csappas? Papcsak? Something else? Chime in!

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John McCain Talks Viagra, Looks Like Baffled Grandfather

Arizona Senator and GOP presidential candidate John McCain laughed, then just froze after he was asked about his position on insurance companies that cover Viagra but not birth control pills. To put it mildly, it was extremely awkward.

"I certainly do not want to discuss that issue," McCain told the L.A. Times aboard his campaign bus, nicknamed the Straight Talk Express.

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