Britney Spears Video Released: Watch, Drool Here!
Kate Gosselin: My Missing Son is Just Fine! Screw You, Jon!
Kate Gosselin is moving right along ... without Jon Gosselin, or anybody who has negative things to say about her man, Donald Trump.
What a lady.
Noah Cyrus' New Single Kicks the CRAP Out of Miley's Music!
Gwen Stefani: Blake Shelton Kissed Me Back to Life!
Gwen Stefani isn't holding back about her feelings for Blake Shelton ... which makes us think that a wedding surely has to be on the horizon, right?
During last night's Women of the Year Awards, hosted by Glamour, Stefani was named 2016's Woman of the Year, despite that half-assed bun.
Donald Trump Acceptance Speech: Watch Now!
Donald Trump delivered the final nail in the 2016 presidential race last night with an epic acceptance speech after defeating Hillary Clinton.
He riled the crowd up, united the (Trump) supporters, and took a 17-minute segment of time to deliver his first speech as President-elect.
Janet Reno Dies; Former Attorney General Was 78 Years Old
Janet Reno, the first female Attorney General to serve the United States, is dead following a courageous battle with Parkinson's disease.
Reno was 78 years old.
Angelina Jolie: Brad Pitt Has Lost His Damn Mind!
Angelina Jolie just got even nastier ... if that were at all possible.
Kim Kardashian: My Anxiety is Out of Control!
Kim Kardashian apparently has a major anxiety problem ... and since we're finding out about this via Keeping Up With the Kardashians, surely her robbery exacerbated things quite a bit, since the taping was well before the hold-up.
About her mental health, Kardashian said, "I've been having anxiety lately."
Kailyn Lowry Plastic Surgery Continues: THOSE LIPS!
Looks like this Teen Mom's moving even beyond the Mommy Makeover line and heading into Farrah Abraham lip disaster territory.
Kailyn Lowry shared the followig pic - on the right - from her Snapchat last night, and to us, it looks like she went to Snooki's terrible lips doctor to get her lips jumped and pumped.
Calvin Harris: Taylor Swift Feud is Over!
Juding by a tweet sent out last night, Calvin Harris is done feuding with Taylor Swift.
Or maybe he's just trying to get back in her pants.
Brad Pitt Files AGAINST Angelina Jolie as Custody Battle Gets NASTY
Brad Pitt filed documents in Los Angeles, contesting Angelina Jolie's move to have sole physical and legal custody of the couple's brood of kids.
Renee Oteri SLAMMED for Posting Naked Child "Porn"
People are disgusting and deplorable, and when a lady can't share a picture of an adorable baby (baby!) tush, it's a sad, sad world indeed.
Mariah Carey: Pregnant by Bryan Tanaka?!
Is Mariah Carey stress eating, or is Mariah Carey eating for two?
Carey was spotted out on a date with her rumored beau, Bryan Tanaka, and in one of the photos obtained by OK! Magazine, she's got quite a bump happening.
PETA: Eating Meat is the Same as Rape!
Excuse us if we call this video "the most disgusting thing we've seen all year."
Or hey - maybe all decade.
Michael Bublé: My 3-Year-Old Has Cancer
Are you ready to cry real tears here today?
Because Michael Bublé's eldest son, three-year-old Noah, was just diagnosed with cancer.
Carrie Underwood Divorce: Is This Happening?!
Country superstar Carrie Underwood has reportedly filed for divorce from her hockey-playing husband, Mike Fisher.
According to Naughty Gossip, Underwood and Fisher have been fighting constantly, and it all stems from their family.
Jennifer Lopez: My Bare Ass is Better Than Yours, Kim Kardashian!
Jennifer Lopez is apparently feeling the thirst, because she shared a very similar Kim Kardashian selfie ... and it's almost copied right to a tee.
You, of course, remember Kim's post-baby selfie which flaunted a huge ass and a tiny white bodysuit, right?
Michael Lohan: Lindsay is Not Insane!
Lindsay Lohan's bizarre new "LiLohan" accent set the internet on fire this past week, and while most people were more concerned about her mental health than they were about her garbled nonsense, Michael Lohan, like, isn't even concerned.
In an interview with ET Online, Michael addressed Lindsay's new way of talking, and said, "Lindsay picks up languages like I pick up a coffee!" Michael revealed.
Rob Kardashian to Pilot Jones: Sorry For the Death Threats, Bruh!
Rob Kardashian is still at the center of a police investigation stemming from threats against Pilot Jones, Blac Chyna's alleged "real" baby daddy.
Now it sounds like he's offering an olive branch to keep the peace.
Carrie Underwood, Brad Paisley SLAM Clinton, Trump at CMAs!
Carrie Underwood and Brad Paisley absolutely destroyed both presidential candidates on last night's 2016 Country Music Awards ... and wow, was it brutal.
They opened their hosting monologue and said, "The race is on and its on every channel, it's making my head spin."
Kylie Jenner Sex Tape: Is This the Real Deal?!
So, this happened:
Kylie Jenner shared some very graphic sex tape footage on Twitter last night after a fan asked her if it was the Kylie Jenner sex tape.
Brad Pitt: My Kids Want Me Back NOW!
Brad Pitt and his children are reaching a breaking point ... and the end result doesn't look like it's going to be pretty.