In his Oscar-winning role as a dirty detective in the film Training Day, Denzel Washington bellowed that "King Kong ain't got $hit on me!"
And that may be true.
These are strange times in the Duggar family.
Obviously, the upcoming Josh Duggar child porn trial is the biggest scandal of the moment, but in a family that size, there's always more than one controversy happening at a time.
After years of battling cancer, Gregg Leakes died passed away. He was 66 years old.
NeNe Leakes is mourning him in her own way, choosing to celebrate his life when and how she can.
Tori Spelling has attracted a good deal of criticism over the course of her career.
Some of it has been deserved, such as the numerous times that Tori and husband Dean McDermott were caught lying in order to make it sound as though their domestic situation is more tumultuous than it actually is.
My Big Fat Fabulous Life star Whitney Way Thore is no stranger to trolls.
She's a woman, she is fat, and she's a reality star -- a triple threat that attracts vicious commentary on social media.
Ever since Josh Duggar was arrested on child pornography charges, the disgraced former reality star has been keeping a low profile.
Under the conditions of his parole, Josh is not permitted to live at home with his wife and children.
Another day, another major exit from The Real Housewives of Atlanta.
Three days after Cynthia Bailey announced she would not be returning to the long-running franchise, Porsha Williams has gone ahead and done the same thing.
Big news for fans of the Little Women franchise.
Joe Gnoffo, the husband of Little Women: LA star Terra Jole, jumped on Instagram this week and hinted pretty strongly that this show's run is about to come to an end.
In April of 2019, the OG of the OC became engaged to her boyfriend.
Now, Vicki Gunvalson and Steve Lodge are over, ending their engagement after two-and-a-half years.
Javi Marroquin isn't exactly known for his chivalry.
In fact, every woman who's crossed paths with him in the past ten years has been betrayed or otherwise treated atrociously.
You've really gotta hand it to Jamie Spears.
The guy has some nerve.
Late this summer, we reported that 16-year-old Alana Thompson was dating a 20-year-old college student.
But many didn't get the memo until Alana and her much older boyfriend Dralin Carswell went Instagram official.
Mady Gosselin doesn't care about her haters. She doesn't care about her trolls.
And she absolutely, positively does not care what her infamous parents think.
For literal years now, we've been speculating about Meri Brown's relationship with the rest of her family.
And that's because for literal years now, all of those relationships have been complete and total messes.
It's been almost a year since Chelsea Houska quit Teen Mom 2, and at the time she stepped down, fans were concerned that the beloved reality star would disappear from public view.
Fortunately, that hasn't turned out to be the case.
Isabel Roloff and her semi-famous husband are expecting their first child.
As previously reported and documented, however, the couple has been approaching this blessed milestone in decidely contrasting ways.
If a group of midwestern housewives aren't already hosting a true crime podcast called "Dirty Laundrie," they will be soon.
That's because this situation is about to go from sad to bonkers, as the most wanted fugitive in America will soon be brought to justice by none other than the nation's most feared bounty hunter.
On Wednesday afternoon, long-awaited news brought joy throughout the world.
In court, Judge Brenda Penny ordered that Jamie Spears be suspended from his role as conservator over his daughter, Britney Spears.
Question asked about Anna Duggar.
Question now apparently answered about Anna Duggar.
Big Brother made history Wednesday night when it crowned its first African-American winner.
After a season of twists and turns, the finale kicked off with the final three members of the dominant Cookout alliance:
On June 23, Britney Spears testified in court for the first time since the inception of the Free Britney movement.
Though the hearing on September 29 was not livestreamed as that one was, the eyes of the world were fixed upon the proceedings.
It's been over five months since Josh Duggar was arrested on child pornography charges, but his case won't go to trial until November 30.
It was originally scheduled for June, but Josh's lawyers succeeded in having the trial pushed back so that they would have additional "time to prepare" his defense.
In case you somehow weren't aware, Travis Barker and Kourtney Kardashian are really, really into each other.
Like, for their sake, we're kind of hoping this is just a honeymoon phase, because if they sustain this level of mutual obsession they might wind up in the emergency room for severe friction burns on their junk.
