Jenelle Evans: Kailyn Lowry Has a Big Lesbian Crush On Me!

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When the Kailyn Lowry-Jenelle Evans feud started up again last week, we predicted it would turn ugly in a hurry.

But we didn't think the situation would get this bad this quickly.

Jenelle Evans, Kailyn Lowry Split - angry may 2020

It all started when Kail threw some not-so-subtle shade at Jenelle's latest bikini pics.

“I don’t know who needs to hear this, but David better never come for my body ever again,” Kail tweeted on Wednesday.

“IDK who needs to hear this but you’re a giant compared to me,” she wrote.

Jenelle Evans and All Kids

Naturally, Jenelle was quick to clap back:

“IDK who needs to hear this but you’re a giant compared to me,” she wrote.

“Let’s stand side by side. Don’t let me start talking about you. Cheating on Javi and telling my mom while you got your makeup done But oh, everyone just finds out now?" Evans rambled on.

Kailyn Lowry on Video

"I told everyone this a long time ago. Wow, so much to say but let me stop lol.” 

The whole "I don't know who needs to hear this" format kinda goes out the window when you start discussing specifics about the person you're shading, but at least she tried.

From there, Jenelle attempted the "at least I have a man" line of attack.

Jenelle Eason is Happy

“And at the end of the day… I have a husband that loves me unconditionally and my family is happy,” she wrote.

“That’s all that matters. #FamilyFirst” 

By this time, battle lines were drawn, and everyone had chosen a side (although a lot of TM2 fans opted for the "they're both wrong" option, which seems to be the way to go in this situation).

At first, Kail tried to play coy, tweeting, “Let me just be clear, I said what I said directed to David and only David. Whatever y’all deduced on your own is on you.” 

David and Jenelle Eason Forever

But shortly thereafter, she said screw it and posted on Instagram about how she still has custody of all her kids, an obvious dig at Jenelle, who's had ... well, some difficulties in that regard.

As we predicted, Evans didn't take that comment lightly, and she soon fired back with the sort of nonsensical, vaguely bigoted response we've come to expect from her.

"How do you block someone out of your life completely and they are still commenting on your life? Let's just look opposite directions and act like we never met," Jenelle wrote on Facebook a few days ago.

Kailyn Lowry and Trio of Kids

To be fair, it seemed like she was trying to take he high road there (or at least creating the illusion that she intended to take the high road),

But like a tweet from the president, the original post prompted some serious ugliness in the comments.

"Sounds like your [sic] talking about K attention seeker," one person wrote.

"I think she is in love with you, after all she piddled in lesbianism to each their own."

Kailyn Lowry on the Instagram

To that homophobic BS, Jenelle replied, "Touché!"

Granted, Jenelle almost certainly doesn't know what that word means, and the commenter seems to be under the impression that "piddled" is a synonym for "dabbled."

But the idiocy doesn't excuse the bigotry on display here.

Yes, Lowry identifies as bisexual, but that doesn't mean its okay dismiss everything she days or does as some bi-product of a same sex crush.

Kailyn Lowry on Video

And it certainly doesn't mean it's okay to play into the damaging stereotype of bisexual people as sex-crazed maniacs who want to bang everything in sight.

This feud is only amusing when both ladies are throwing mildly appropriate shade at one another.

If it's gonna veer into hateful bigotry territory, then you can count us out.

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