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As we reported, Farrah Abraham bared her booty on a boat. Actually, she was wearing lingerie, so she bared more than just her butt.

Dancing to violin music without real clothes on is fine. Doing so in front of your 10-year-old daughter, however, is alarming.

After fan backlash, Farrah is clapping back … in her own, oh-so-special Farrah way.

See if you can make heads or tails of what Farrah is trying to say with her incoherent word salad. We did our best.

All in all, she thinks that she’s a great mom. … And something about Santa. And something about puberty?