Kim Kardashian: I Effing Hate Wyoming and I Wanna Go HOME!!

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Last month, Kim Kardashian revealed that she and Kanye may move to Wyoming. It's a bit of a shock for a lot of fans.

Their new Wyoming neighbors already resent the intrusion, and it turns out that they're not the only ones who are unhappy.

A new report says that Kim effing hates being in Wyoming, and that Kanye's insistence could spell doom for their marriage.

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RadarOnline reports that Kim has been grinning and bearing it for Kanye's sake, but that she's had enough of Wyoming to last a lifetime.

"Kim puts on a brave face for the pictures," the insider states.

"But she absolutely hates it out there in the wilderness,” the source reveals.

Admittedly, we are not able to verify this unnamed inside source or this report.

But even so, we're feeling a strong sense of kinship with Kim right now.

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“She finds the wide open spaces unsettling," the insder continues.

She's lived in LA for her literal entire life. It's an isolated feeling.

Apparently, Kim also "can’t take to the creatures," the source shares.

The insider points out that Kim is a city girl at heart "and misses the city as soon as she lands."

That makes a lot of sense.

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"She doesn’t want to spend any more time there than she absolutely has to," the source says of Kim.

"But the problem is that ironically Kanye has never felt more calm than when he’s out in the country," the insider explains.

The source continues: "which is important to him."

The insider details that Kanye values feeling tranquil "given his mental health situation."

Ah. So Kanye looked at one of those stupid landscape photos that read "this is an antidepressant, not pills" and decided to move there.

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The reports  predicts that this could have long-term ramification for their relationship.

"It’s going to be a massive issue for their marriage going forward,” the source predicts for Kimye.

The insider concludes: “It’s never been more clear that they’re two very different people."

Honestly, our bigger concern is for their now four children.

Children deserve to grow up in civilization. This is especially important for children of color, folks.

They don't have to live in Calabasas, but they should live in a place where there are more humans than cattle.

Silly Kimye

"It is a quiet place,” another source had previously stated about the new Kimye abode, explaining that this move is not welcomed by the locals.

The insider continued: “There are some who are upset about the move. Some are apprehensive."

"Because of their notoriety and headlines," the source explained. "People are scratching their heads."

"People don’t like when you move from out of state and try to change the way the people are around here," the local expressed.

That report concluded: "The residents are down to earth and private."

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Wyoming makes up only 0.17%, yes with that decimal, of the United States population. That's not by accident.

Most states have rural areas, but not everyone wants to live in them.

(Some of us like to be within a good number of delivery radiuses and consider that a must for any residence)

As for Kanye ... you don't need to move states to feel okay, and whatever he's feeling won't last.

Geography isn't medicine.

Our guess is that a doctor would tell him that he just needs to take his prescription medications like a grownup.

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