According to a wide variety of reports, Brad Pitt almost never sees his oldest son, Maddox.
According to this brand new Us Weekly report, however, Brad Pitt has totally seen some woman named Hari Khalsa naked.
On a frequent basis!
Indeed, the aforementioned tabloid writes that Pitt is currently dating jewelry designer and holistic healer Sat Hari Khalsa, a 50-year old who no one had ever heard of before this moment.
The publication describes Khalsa as "earthy,” and far more low-maintenance than the women with whom Pitt has been with in the past, which sounds like a dig at both Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie.
“She’s very strong,” explains an insider. "And has a beautiful mind. That’s what he’s attracted to.”
Pitt and this healer-type of person were actually photographed last year at the Silverlake Conservatory of Music Gala, an annual benefit thrown by the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
They spent the evening sitting side by side, laughing and talking intimately, onlookers at the scene claimed in September of 2018.
Just how serious is this romance? There seems to be contrasting arguments to be made in this regard... by the magazine itself.
First, Us Weekly writes that things aren't too intense and that they are moving at a slow pace.
“Brad’s not in that [serious] mind-set,” notes a source, while still adding: “Sat is very special to him and someone he enjoys spending time with.”
Second, though, the cover story that plays up this relationship features a fake quote from Pitt about being IN LOVE.
Sat Hari Khalsa is described here as the "girl next door" who "saved Pitt" from... well... it's not entirely clear.
The veteran actor, however, did recently admit to being an alcoholic.
Speaking to The New York Times a few weeks ago, and referencing the sort of shape he was in toward the end of his marriage to Jolie, Pitt said candidly:
"I had taken things as far as I could take it, so I removed my drinking privileges."
He also admitted to attending Alcoholic Anonymous meetings, praising the setting of them as follows:
"You had all these men sitting around being open and honest in a way I have never heard. It was this safe space where there was little judgment, and therefore little judgment of yourself."
Pitt was linked over the summer to Charlize Theron, but allegedly called off that romance and actually phoned Khalsa in June, Us Weekly reports, anxious to see if she would go out with him.
At the Ad Astra premiere in Los Angeles on September 19, the two were photographed leaving at about the same time.
This Sat lady, for whatever it's worth, studied ozone therapy in India and has a jewelry line named after her daughter.
She makes this "jewelry in accordance with certain rules of ancient symbolism," writes The Daily Mail.
And now she also gets to make love to Brad Pitt. Lucky woman.