Look out, bars, tanning salons and gyms around the country.
You're about to have a situation on your hands.
Following an eight-month stint behind bars after he pleaded guilty on tax evasion charges, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is scheduled to be released from Otisville Federal Correctional Institution on Thursday, September 12.
The reality star has reportedly been on his best behavior ever since checking in to this facility late last year -- and he also reportedly has major plans upon his release.
Putting a baby inside his wife, Lauren, according to multiple sources.
How exciting, right?!?
Ever since his incarceration, Sorrentino has remained in the news at time due to visits from Lauren and also some of his Jersey Shore co-stars.
They've posted for photos with their loved one and, as you can see above, shared some of these photos on social media.
We can expect to see plenty more of these over the next several weeks, after Mike gets out of the big house, but here's the thing:
He won't be walking out and then into the arms of his beloved better half.
Instead, as previously reported, Sorrentino will head to a halfway house, per the conditions of his earlier guilty plea.
“Mike is getting released to a federal halfway house and there is no partying or drinking allowed,” inmate-turned-author Dan Wise previously told Radar Online, explaining in more detail:
"After serving a month or so in a halfway house, he will transition to home confinement, possibly for the last two weeks of his sentence."
Even after this time is up and served, Mike's debt to socierty will not be completely paid back.
The MTV personality is also facing 24 months of supervised release and 500 hours of community service following his discharge from the clink.
This is what happens when you try and cheat the government, okay, kids?
Still, according to Hollywood Life, Mike does have a reason to be excited after he gets out of jail: a big blowout is in the works to celebrate his freedom.
“Everyone’s planning on seeing him right away and there’s a big celebration being planned for when he gets out with all of his family and friends,” an insider close to Mike and Lauren told the celebrity gossip website.
Sorrentino, of course, married Lauren Pesce in November and then checked into FCI Otisville on Thursday, January 15.
We hope he's learned his lessons and will be a model citizen upon his release.
While still doing silly things and entertaining us to no end, naturally.