Congratulations are in order for Savannah Chrisley.
We really didn't think it was possible.
We thought it far too great of a challenge for anyone to actually be a worse human being than her father, Todd Chrisley.
This is a man, after all, who allegedly defrauded the government and screwed the American people out of lots of money in taxes because he reportedly lied on bank statements and thought himself to be above the law.
Hence why he was indicted by a grand jury earlier this month on 12 counts of tax evasion.
If true, that's bad, of course.
But it may very well be possible that Todd's even greater crime is something he's been committing for about two years now, as it's pretty clear the USA Network star has at least been aware of a sex tape seemingly made by his daughter, Lindsie.
Lindsie filed a police report in July that alleged her dad and her brother, Chase, weren't just in possession of this video -- but that they were threatening to release it unless Lindsie helped her father cover up his alleged crimes.
Seriously. You can read all about this allegation HERE.
Based on text messages sent by both Todd and Savannah in the summer of 2017 (below), it's certainly clear the pair were ganging up on Lindsie in some way, seemingly in relation to this tape and Lindsie's private sex life.
See for yourself:
What does Savannah have to say now about this very ugly scandal?
"I stand behind my mom and dad. I know how they've raised us and the values they taught us," she said in the video obtained by Entertainment Tonight, adding:
"So, if they taught us those values, it means they have them themselves."
Not exactly a ringing endorsement, is it?
This entire situation seems weird, complicated and quite digusting.
The fact remains, however, that Lindsie did quit Chrisley Knows Best in June 2017; that she is estranged from her family now; and that the text messages sent above were sent right around this same time period.
It makes one think.
Late last week, Bachelor Nation star Robby Hayes actually confessed to making a sex tape with Lindsie.
He says the twosome copulated on a friend's sofa years ago and the act was accidentally captured by the friend's puppy camera.
He has also reportedly presented evidence to the FBI that this happened and that Todd Chrisley has been using the footage to blackmail Lindsie.
Savannah, naturally, doesn't believe Hayes.
"I just think it’s really funny that all these Bachelor stars are trying to get their five minutes of fame,” she now says, adding:
“If they don’t get it on that show, they find another way to get it. It’s sad, but the truth always wins."
Lindsie’s lawyer said in a statement earlier this month that she “has been a constant target of lies, harassment and threats from her family."
Even though she's clearly a horrible person who is blind to the ways of her father, we'll give Savannah the final word on this assertion:
"It’s extremely sad that my dad has a child of his that’s trying to make his life so miserable because she wasn’t on the show and didn’t get the attention that she wanted."
Lindsie, of course, was on the show and chose to walk away and... nevermind.
Just rot in Hell, Savannah Chrisley.