We probably don't need to tell you that the Duggars have some ... interesting ideas regarding sex and romance.
Prior to marriage, virtually all forms of physical contact are forbidden, which has resulted in the advent of such infamous Duggar customs as "side hugs."
But once the rings are on the fingers, all bets are off.
Not only are married Duggars instructed to get freaky with their significant others on a regular basis, they're also encouraged to tell the whole world about it.
The purpose of this abrupt, 180-degree turn is two-fold:
Firstly, the Duggars are taught from a young age that procreation is basically their sole reason for being -- and lots of unprotected sex can lead to lots of offspring.
But that's not the only reason that the Duggars like to shout about their sex lives from the highest church steeple.
They're firm believers that divine grace often manifests as material reward.
In other words, God expresses His fondness for his favorite followers by giving them the good life.
That's why the Duggars like to subtly remind fans of how rich they are -- and it's also why they claim to have sex lives that would make Hugh Hefner blush.
Jill Duggar and Derick Dillard are the latest to take part in this strange custom.
Last week, the couple celebrated their five-year wedding anniversary in Branson, Missouri (to each their own) and they gushed about the experience on Instagram.
Jill posted a series of photos from the weekend, along with a lengthy caption.
"We had a wonderful 5yr. anniversary weekend in Branson, MO!" she wrote.
"We stayed at a bed and breakfast, then hung out at Silver Dollar City part of the time and saw our friends @southernraisedbandmusic perform," Jill continued.
"Derick surprised me with an amazing dinner (& lovely view!) @thekeetercenter at #collegeoftheozarks (highly recommend! Such a neat place."
All pretty wholesome so far -- but at that point, the photo album goes from color to fifty shades of gray.
Jill posted this pic which hints at the couple's late-night activities.
She captioned it:
"Thanks @datingdivas for the fun games and ideas! If you don’t know about them, check them out!! They’ve got lots of fun, clean, date/marriage tips and ideas! "
Okay, so obviously it was sponsored content, but still ...
The Kama Sutra, sex games, Skittles, for some reason -- we didn't know you had it in you Dillards!
After that, it was back aboard the wholesome train for a Sunday matinee showing of Toy Story 4.
"We ended our trip with a fun afternoon at the movies watching #toystory4 lol," Jill wrote.
The contrast is amusing, but interestingly, Jim Bob is probably most upset about the Toy Story pic.
After all, in his book, secular entertainment is far more sinful than some Jesus-sanctioned butt stuff!