We give up! We give in!
It can now be deemed official: We've heard absolutely everything.
Just when we thought that it was impossible to be shocked by anything at this point, considering all the utterly insane nonsense we read on a daily basis as celebrity news purveyors, the following story comes to our attention:
Tyga was once married to Jordan Craig.
Allow us to elucidate why this revelation is perhaps more stunning than Kim Kardashian naming a child Psalm.
In 2011, Tyga started dating Blac Chyna. The stars welcomed their first child, son King Cairo, in October of 2012, prior to splitting in 2014.
The following year, Tyga started dating Kylie Jenner.
These two broke in 2017 and Jenner went on to date Travis Scott, with whom she had a daughter, Stormi Webster, in February 2018.
Following along? Okay, good...
In 2016, meanwhile, Black Chyna started dating Kylie's brother, Rob Kardashian.
They got engaged after just a few months as a couple and welcomed a daughter, Dream Kardashian, in November of 2016.
Months later, the two called it quits.
So that completes the Tyga branch of this effed up and confusing family dating and baby tree.
On a literally related note, back in 2014, Tristan Thompson got together with Craig.
The basketball player broke up with his model girlfriend toward the end of 2016 -- when she was pregnant with their son and because he had started dating Khloe Kardashian.
Craig, pictured above, gave birth to a boy named Prince in December of 2016.
Khloe then gave birth to Tristan's second child, a daughter named True, in April of 2018.
About a year later, Khloe dumped Thompson after he was caught cheating on her one too many times.
Still following along? Don't worry, there won't be a test.
These relationships all seemed incestuous enough... and that was before TMZ obtained legal documents that prove Tyga married Craig on September 6, 2010.
The rapper filed for divorce exactly one month later and the split was finalized in 2011.
Jordan, even added Tyga's real last name (Stevenson) to her own after the marriage and dropped it after it ended.
Did we also mention that, in recent weeks, Tyga began liking Jordan's Instagram photos?
We didn't see this former marriage coming, but we did report a couple days ago that Thompson and Tyga seemed to actually be fighting over Craig.
"Tristan is furious after he was told by a friend that Tyga was creeping on Jordan’s social media," an insider close to the situation told Hollywood Life this past week.
But now said creeping makes a lot more sense.
And what's even crazier is that Thompson apparently has no right to be upset -- because Tyga had Craig first!
Who would have guessed?
This is sheer madness, people.