Keeping Up with the Kardashians aired a new episodes on Sunday night.
But you're forgiven if you were unaware or too preoccupied too watch, considering at least one other television option available to HBO subscribers.
We'll just go ahead and let this Tweet sum it up:
Don't worry if you missed the episode, however.
It was filmed months ago and you're very much caught up on everything with the Kardashians if you follow any of them on social media or read any celebrity gossip websites at all.
We're here to fill you in on all the latest happenings!
The family took a trip to Bali because they're super rich and have no jobs tying them down and E! paid for all the expenses anyway - and, during this trip, a Bali-based healer told Kourtney that her and Scott Disick were "two old souls" who kept meeting in subsequent lifetimes.
This may sound like a bunch of hogwash, but it actually made an impact on Kourtney.
"That's why you are here in this room together with us," the mysterious woman explains to exes, who remain amicable co-parents of three young kids.
According to this woman, tragedy marred Kourtney and Scott's relationship in an earlier life... so their souls returned in this one to find each other again.
"Every soul will have a soulmate," seeer person continued. "It's up to you how you want to end up this life: together or not together."
Disick wasn't too moved by this explanation, but Kourtney pondered it at length.
Might it explain why she and Scott do keep coming back to each other, even if it's not in a romantic sense?
"I don't know what the definition of 'soulmate' is. But Scott and I, we're going to be in each others' lives forever. Like, we are soulmates in a sense," she said toward the end of the installment, adding:
"No matter what. Whether we're ever together again or not."
Disick mostly agreed.
"I mean, we have three children, we love each other and we're family," he said when Kourtney asked for his thoughts on the topic. "And I'm happy with that."
Elsewhere this week, Khloe also sat down with Jeno, the blind Indonesian palm reader... and she was skeptical about the interaction from its outset.
Eventually, through a translator, the woman told Khloe:
“There’s something hurting you. … What happened in the past, you’re kind of feeling uncomfortable, angry. You cannot forgive that."
Either this woman is an avid celebrity gossip follower who is well aware that Tristan Thompson is a no good cheater... or she really is psychic.
"Tristan is a cheater and I can’t figure out what to do," Khloe said to Kourtney in response to this woman's analysis. “I’m gonna be with Tristan forever or I’m gonna break up with him."
We know now, of course, that Khloe dumped Thompson's horny rear end months ago.
But, as we always emphasis, this episode was filmed a long time ago.
Finally, Kim’s psychic experience ended with a shocking reveal that her youngest son, still currently in utero via a gestational surrogate, will be the reincarnation of her late father.
We didn't see that coming!
Kim was psyched about this revelation and even wondered if the family ought toe baptize the baby in Armenia in honor of her father’s heritage.
But Khloe concluded the installment on a funny note by remarking:
“Or we could just go to Inglewood, that’s where dad was from.”
Thank goodness she can maintain her sense of humor in the face of being cheated on all the time, you know?