These days, it seems not a week goes by without some new report of Meghan Markle pissing off her royal in-laws.
Of course, while it's true that the Windsors can be a stuffy and unforgiving lot, you can safely bet that most of these reports are the result of a British tabloid press that very much wants to believe Meghan is despised by Prince Harry's family.
It's almost as if there's some sort of obvious difference between Meghan and, say, Kate Middleton.
It must be that Meghan is too American, as the outlets like The Sun have repeatedly claimed.
Or perhaps it's just that the royals are still biased against actresses after that whole Wallis Simpson affair of [checks notes] 83 years ago.
Yeah, that's the ticket.
Perhaps we'll never quite know why the tabloid press is so eager to push the narrative that the royals want Meghan condemned to the scullery like Emma Stone in The Favourite.
But for whatever reason, the smear campaign continues.
The latest claim about the mostly-made-up Meghan vs. the Windsors feud comes from this side of the pond for a change, as Radar Online is reporting that there's some lingering beef over Meghan's New York City baby shower.
Several outlets reported that the royals were not thrilled about the event, as it goes against their traditions.
None of Meg's in-laws were in attendance, though she reportedly extended invitations to several members of her UK fam.
Now, there are reports that Meghan will soon attend a UK baby shower, this one hosted by Kate Middleton.
While the two celebrations will be very different in everything from tone to guest list, they'll reportedly have one big thing in common -- the absence of Princess Beatrice.
PB is the daughter of Prince Andrew and the infamous Fergie (the duchess, not the Black Eyed Pea), and according to Radar, she and Meghan have never seen eye-to-eye.
Insiders say Meghan extending an invitation to Beatrice “would have helped prove to the world that there’s no beef between Meg and the blood princesses of the family."
Meg simply wasn't having it, however, primarily between Bea has “occasionally been an awful snob” to her.
Sounds to us like reason enough for a solid snub!
Despite the fact that she's apparently no big fan of Meghan's, Bea was reportedly wounded by the snub and is now “determined to make things even harder for Meghan," the insider claims.
So it looks like it's time for yet another quite-possibly-fake royal feud.
Move over, Meghan vs. Kate!
Meghan vs. Beatrice is here, and it promises to be way more one-sided, and thus, way more amusing.