The Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: "Who Threw My Husband in the Pool?”

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Wednesday's The Real Housewives of New Jersey season finale was an action-packed one. 

New housewife, Jennifer Aydin, was on hand to invite her co-stars to her huge home for a big season-ending party. 

Margaret Josephs Fires Back

Well, the party was for her 16th wedding anniversary, but it did fall on the night the season finale was filmed, so there's that. 

The housewives, including Danielle Staub, arrived in some of their nicest get-ups of the season. 

That's when we learned that Danielle had been trying to poison Teresa against Margaret. 

As you will recall if you watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online, Teresa and Danielle were once at odds. 

There table flips, fights, and crazy rumors. But they've left all that in the past. Teresa wants to see the best in Danielle, but everyone else could see the issue. 

Melissa Gorga on a Red Carpet

"Teresa's not a very good judge of character," Melissa Gorga said of her sister-in-law. 

Melissa's husband, Joe, was desperate to make things right between him, Margaret's husband, Joe Benigno, and Danielle's then-husband, Marty Caffrey. 

The two Joes found Marty at the party and asked him to step outside with them to bury the hatchet once and for all. 

Marty said that Joe was trying to paint Danielle in a bad light in the Bahamas for their wedding. In fact, the two Joes tried to tell Marty there was something amiss with Danielle. 

"You were out of line. You should apologize," Marty complained, but Joe B responded with, "No f--king way. You have to apologize for calling my wife all kinds of shit."

"You wanna talk shit?" Marty screamed. "You're a f--king jealous motherf--ker. You wish you were me!"

Danielle Staub, Husband

"You keep staring at Danielle's tits because your wife doesn't have any!" Marty shouted. "She doesn't have the body Danielle has."

Margaret then showed up, and that's when things got really out of hand. 

"What is going on?!" she asked with a stern look on her face. Marge has been serving looks all season long, and this was a new one. 

Joe said, "He said I'm jealous of Danielle because you have no body and no tits."

"Yeah, I said that. And I'm gonna say that," Marty fired back as Margaret got ready to unleash holy hell. 

"What man would say that about somebody else's wife?" Margaret shrieked, as Marty countered that he was "promoting the beauty" of his wife. 

"By insulting another woman?" Margaret quizzed.

Margaret Josephs

Joe was done listening to his wife being belittled and got close to hitting Marty. 

"If you talk down to my wife..." Joe yelled.

"If you touch me one more f--king time..." Marty fired back.

"I'm willing to go after you right f--king now," Joe said, clearly getting ready for a fight. .

"When you go home tonight, she's gonna bitch slap you!" Mary snarled.

He then turned to Margaret and said, "You emasculate him every chance you..."

Margaret Josephs On The Real Housewives of New Jersey

In a truly hilarious moment, Joe and Margaret grabbed Marty and threw him into the pool. 

That's one way to shut someone up, we guess. 

"Your husband’s in the pool,” said Margaret, walking off with Benigno, to Danielle.

“Who threw my husband in the pool?” Danielle asked.

“Me and my husband,” said Margaret.

Margaret Josephs and Joe Benigno Shove Marty Caffrey

The rest of the episode paled in comparison. 

What did you think of the season finale?

The wild reunion kicks off Wednesday. 

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