Artie Lange: Back In Jail, Reportedly Near Death

Artie Lange: Back In Jail, Reportedly Near Death

The tragic saga of Artie Lange took another sad turn today when the troubled comic was arrested after violating his probation by failing a court-ordered drug test.

According to TMZ, Lange tested positive for cocaine and morphine and was taken into custody following a court appearance in Essex County, New Jersey on Wednesday afternoon.

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Robert Kardashian Hired Hitman to Kill Nicole Brown Simpson, Source Claims

Did Robert Kardashian Hire a Hitman to Kill Nicole Brown Simpson?!

Given the public's renewed fascination with true crime and all things '90s, we suppose it should come as no surprise that the O.J. Simpson case is once again the stuff of tabloid headlines.

There are obvious reasons for this -- Simpson was released from prison in 2017, and the past two years have seen the release of both an award-winning documentary and a popular miniseries about his life and alleged crimes.

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Ben Affleck: Officially OUT as Batman!

Ben Affleck: Officially OUT as Batman!

It's been a rollercoaster week for old Beantown Bennie, aka Ben Affleck, aka the Artist Formerly Known as Batfleck.

On the plus side, Tahmmy Touchdown and the rest fackin' Pats are likely to cruise to yet another Super Bowl victory on Sunday, thus prompting yet another duck boat parade at which the line between celebration and relapse is sure to become blurred to the point of invisibility.

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