Meghan Markle Is Killing Her Father! (Idiot Reporter Claims)

Meghan Markle Is Killing Her Father! (Idiot Reporter Claims)

In the rush to churn out a hot take before anyone else beats them to it, modern journalists often say some appallingly stupid things.

Usually, they stop short of scolding public figures for not being nicer to their parents, but it's amazing what a man who's truly starved for clicks is capable of.

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Azealia Banks Is Using Magic Beard Hair to Protect Twitter's CEO From ISIS. Seriously.

Azealia Banks: Using Magic Beard Hair to Protect Twitter's CEO

This morning, our large adult president, Donald Trump, took to Twitter to share the news that ISIS has been defeated in Syria.

This is obviously BS, as the terrorist group claimed credit for an attack in Raqqa just ten minutes before Trump's announcement, but still -- the optimistic assessment must have come as welcome news to one of the internet's most prominent bearded weirdos.

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