Miley Cyrus has never met a situation she didn't try very hard to make as awkward as possible.
And that's why we love her, right?
Just perform a simply song on Saturday Night Live?
Nah, let's make it racy by making it look like my nipple could fall out at any second.
Talk lovingly about fiance Liam Hemsworth for a radio interview?
Sure, but let's also delve into all the times we have cybersex.
Sit back and don't comment on a funny meme going around the Internet?
Come on, that's impossible!
We mention this last thing because Cyrus went ahead this week and revealed some rather personal information about Hemsworth, jumping into an online debate about how women need to settle for their men.
On Sunday night, the popular Instagram profile SourPsycho, who uploads mostly memes and other humorous screenshots, posted a rundown that read as follows:
No man has all five:
- good dick game.
- a height above 5'9.
- no hoes.
- common sense.
This is where Miley felt a need to interject:
See her comment down there below?
"Mine does! Don't give up!" Cyrus wrote, confirming to the entire world that Hemsworth is tall, empathetic, does not have a single ho, possess common sense -- oh, and also have a "good dick game."
To which we can only sit back and say: Well done, dude!
As you can see above, Riverdale's Lili Reinhart weighed in, as well, commenting, "I found one!" and adding the "raising hand" emoji.
To this, we can only sit back and say: Well done to you, too, Cole Sprouse!
On Wednesday, meanwhile, Cyrus discussed her long-time significant other with Howard Stern on his SiriusXM show.
The artist opened up at the time about their house burning down in the Woolsey Fire, along with their romance in general.
Miley told Stern that Liam helped rescue the animals on their Malibu ranch and bring them to safety, most notably getting a pair of pigs into a crate.
"I've never loved him more for this," she said.
As for whether she's actually engaged to Hemsworth after all this time, Cyrus remained sort of mum/
She wouldn't label the actor as her fiance, merely as her "survival partner."
How sweet, right?
That's what Cyrus thinks.
"He thinks it's not romantic, but I learned that it is," she explained in this interview, elaborating as follows:
"It is why you pair up with someone is for survival. And he was so incredible, he got all the animals out in his truck. He put two pigs in crates, which I tell you is so hard."
She then concluded with this classic Miley line:
"He got a lot of action for saving the animals."