David Eason is in trouble with the law.
You'll forgive us if we don't exactly feel much sympathy for the close-minded bigot.
Earlier this month, the former Teen Mom star had his awful wife, Jenelle Evans, record him towing a white truck with his own truck because he believed the vehicle was blocking his boat.
Yes, this incident really happened.
Yes, it's as ridiculous as it sounds.
No, it's probably not among the top 17 most ridiculous things Eason did or said over the past year or so.
You can relive the madness here:
You can relive the allegedly illegal madness there, we ought to now say, because Eason has been charged with a crime.
According to Radar Online, which obtained the summons, Eason is facing charges for tampering with a vehicle and causing injury to personal property.
These charges were filed on December 27 by the Wilmington, North Carolina, Police Department.
"There is probable cause to believe that on our about the date of offense shown [December 19] and in the county named above, you unlawfully and willfully did by placing a winch cable on a victim's vehicle and pulling same causing damage to the transmission," reads this summons.
"There is probable cause to believe that on or about the date of offense shown and in the county named, you unlawfully and willfully did wantonly injure personal property, GMC Truck transmission, the property of Terry Hill."
It appears to be true, folks:
You can't just go around towing other people's cars or trucks.
Let this be a lesson.
In the video's comments section, which hilariously now serves as the evidence that may convict Eason, the notorious gun-lover and Confederate Flag-lover says the following:
Learn the right way to deal will [sic] a$$holes who think it’s cool to block you in a parking space.
Good thing my trailer has a folded tongue that allowed me to get my truck out so I can tow him out of the way, in order to move my boat.
Yes, this really is a good thing.
Because by using said folded tongue, Eason may have set himself up to be busted by the police.
Evans can be heard laughing and encouraging her husband to move the automobile in this footage, egging Eason on in this manner:
“If you’re going to park this close and there’s no money in the meter... Pulled that motherf-cker out of the way.”
Eason must now appear in court for a hearing on January 28, 2019.
He will be held in contempt if he fails to show up.
For those unaware:
Eason was fired from Teen Mom 2 in February after he tweeted a fresh set of homophobic remarks.
She later told E! News that the incident was just a “drunk and dramatic misunderstanding" -- and later told fans that she “would not put up with” being in an abusive relationship, insisting that “everything’s fine” between them.
We don't believe her.