Scott Disick has seen Kourtney Kardashian nude at least three times.
We know this because the former couple has three adorable children together.
According to a new report, however, the douchey reality star has taken a very close look at Kourtney's recent spread in GQ Mexico and has responded to it with just one thought:
I'd love to see her nude again!
For those that unfortunately missed it the first time, Kardashian stripped down for the latest issue of the aforementioned publication -- and we mean that in the most Not Safe for Work or Wife way imaginable.
We mean... Kourtney stripped DOWN!
This was the cover shot, which is sizzling enough on its own, right?
But a couple of the images inside the magazine's pages were so scorching hot that we had to censor them for our younger or more sensitive readers.
Trust us. You'll understand why when you click on the example below to see the unedited and completely naked version:
Disick has allegedly ogled these same snapshots and come away filled with regret, remorse... and a giant boner.
"Scott was very impressed with how hot Kourtney looked in her GQ pics,” says a Hollywood Life source, adding that Disick even complimented his ex after drooling:
“He gave her credit and was very complimentary of how she owned the shoot.
"Of course Scott being Scott, he also took it as a chance to get in some digs at Kourtney about how she looks better now than when they were together."
We're not really sure how that's a dig at Kourtney.
Perhaps she didn't care as much about how she looked when she was dating Disick because was just some poor schlub, so she had no reason to raise her own game.
But anyway. We digress.
It's hard not to wonder what Sofia Richie must be thinking upon reading this report.
There had recently been allegations that Scott and Kourtney have been sleeping together, which is ironic because the exes actually sat down for a meal with Richie just last month.
Insiders say Kardashian wanted to be mature and has realized that Richie is a very serious part of Disick's life now.
If Sofia will be spending a lot of time with her children, Kourtney wanted to make sure everyone was on the same page of always putting those kids first.
For all the deserved criticism of Disick as a boyfriend and just a lame person overall, he has always come across as a caring father.
He and Kourtney have always managed to co-parent amicably, despite whatever personal animosity might exist between the pair.
We give them credit for that.
The issue now, of course, is NOT that there's tension between Scott and Kourtney.
It's that Scott wants to get between Kourtney's legs again... if you know what we mean!
"Kourtney can laugh it off when he takes those shots because she knows she’s in the best shape of her life," Hollywood Life concludes, saying of Kardashian:
"She has never felt sexier or more confident, she feels like she’s in her prime.
"All the hours in the gym are a big part of her body confidence being so high, but she also loves dating younger guys, they make her feel so sexy and empowered."