Ray J may have hit it first.
But the hip hop artist now insists:
He is not trying to have the last laugh.
Earlier this week, Ray J found himself back in the news after The Sun alleged that he got very drunk in a London club and blurted out some fascinating stuff about Kim Kardashian.
Specifically, some fascinating stuff about Kim Kardashian in bed.
According to this awesome report, Kim sometimes adjusts her makeup DURING SEX.
She also sometimes took phone calls from her mom DURING SEX.
Oh, and Kim had a check of lingerie and sex toys worth about $100,000 during her time as Ray J's girlfriend, which lasted from about 2005 through 2007.
The ex-couple, of course, continues to be well-known for their relationship because it culminated in the world famous Kim Kardashian sex tape, Kim Kardashian Superstar.
The above claims by Ray J received so much attention that the story actually reached Kim herself.
She wrote on Twitter that her former flame was a "pathological liar."
Now, however, Ray J is here to defend himself, alleging that he never did utter a word about what Kim was like in the sack and that he never would do such a thing.
"Yo! This is Ray J checking in. I felt like I needed to come online to shut down all of these false rumors that's going around about me and what I said about somebody I've been with in the past," the occasional singer said in an Instagram video yesterday.
He continued as follows:
"Let me make this one thing clear: I'm in a great place in my life. I'm happy. I love my wife. I got a beautiful new baby girl -- her name is Melody Love Norwood -- and I've been trying to be the best parent I can be.
"I would never say these things after watching my wife go through labor for 28 hours. OK?"
Ray J is saying he has a newfound respect for women after witnessing such a miraculous event.
Which is actually sort of cool if he means it.
This is the same person, remember, who told folks to pleasure themselves to his sex tape because he still (yes, he STILL) makes money off every purchase.
Referring to the allegations that he spilled on sex with Kim as "disgusting," Ray J went on to say that "the person I am now is not who I was in the past, and I need y'all to give me a chance to grow, and to love and to respect the people I'm with without trying to slander my name, please."
As for The Man Upstairs?
"God is working, and obviously the devil is trying to work, too, but it will not happen," Ray J continued.
"I will not let that happen, y’all. I love my wife and I have nothing but respect for everybody out there, past and present. False rumors."
The Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood went on and on with his denial, seriously adament that he had moved far on from Kim:
“I’ve done at least 10 interviews in the past 2weeks in #London and I’ve been respectful to everyone!
"These rumors are false and uncalled for! My family is all that matters and that’s all I live for. The old ray J is dead. Let him RIP. I’m a new man with new responsibilities and moral values.
"Don’t believe everything you read. Much love and respect!"
Same to you, man.
You've made quite a life for yourself off giving it to Kim that one time in front of a camera.
And you have a lovely wife and beautiful baby at home now.
You're clearly a changed and respectful person and we wish you the best.
But come on. You can tell us quietly: What was Kim's favorite position?!?