Scott Disick had a threesome with Kourtney Kardashian and Sofia Richie on Sunday night.
But not in the way he has likely fantasized about for the past year or so.
According to multiple outlets, Disick, his current girlfriend and his very serious ex dined together at Nobu in Los Angeles, leaving celebrity gossip followers around the globe asking one simple question:
Why would Disick, his lover since last Septermber and the mother of his three kids share a meal?
This is how an insider described the quasi date and the basis for it to E! News:
"Scott, Sofia and Kourtney had dinner together at Nobu on Sunday and it was very amicable.
"Scott and Sofia are very serious and Scott felt it was important that Sofia and Kourtney interact and bond."
For starters, this puts to rest talk that Richie and Disick had split after a very public fight.
It would also seem to put to rest talk of Disick and Kardashian getting back together, although let's be honest: That talk will never actually die.
"They have kept things separate for over a year now, and Kourtney is now more open and willing to have a surface level relationship with Sofia," adds this same E! source.
Disick and Kardashian were together for nine years and have three kids: sons Mason, 8, and Reign, 3, and daughter Penelope, 6.
They broke up when Kourtney finally had enough of Scott lying and drinking and maybe even cheating on him.
Because they share multiple kids, however, and because they star together on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, the exes remain rather close.
We really must give them credit for seemingly always putting their roles as parents ahead of their awkward roles as former significant others.
And this unexpected dinner appears to be another example of just that.
Per a People Magazine mole, Kourtney “doesn’t necessarily care to get to know Sofia better, but she feels she needs to because of the kids.”
“Sofia spends time with Kourtney’s kids, so Kourtney wants to make sure they are all on the same page,” says this source, adding:
“Scott and Sofia tend to get into arguments. Kourtney wants to make sure the kids are in a positive environment when they are at Scott’s house.
"She is setting up rules for how things needs to be when the kids are with Scott.”
Another insider, meanwhile, says the dinner was "tense" and akin to a "business" meeting, which certainly makes sense.
Kourtney, for her part, recently ended a fling with actor Luke Sabbat.
She previously spent several months in the very handsome clutches of model Younes Bendjima.
In March, Disick flew to Cabo with Richie and all three of his kids.
As he continues to get more and more serious with Sofia, Kourtney apparently felt a need to check in on the couple and remind them that the safety and well-being of her little ones must always come first.
What a mature and reasonable move by Kourtney Kardashian, right?
Are we sure she's really a member of her ridiculous family?!?