OK, so Tristan Thompson cheated on Khloe Kardashian.
Everybody knows it, the Kardashians confirmed it, it's a thing that happened.
It wasn't even early in their relationship either.
(Or at least the times we're talking about weren't early on in their relationship, who knows if there's been any affairs he's gotten away with.)
Nope, when Khloe was about three months pregnant with their daughter, True, he hooked up with some girls at a hookah bar.
And then, literally days before she gave birth, he was once again unfaithful.
For a while, there were rumors that Khloe was planning on leaving him, but by now, it's pretty clear that's not happening.
Sure, there's been tons and tons of reports about how unhappy she is with him.
And yes, she's posted countless vague quotes about being hurt and broken and all kinds of bad things.
But he knocked her up, so their love is eternal or whatever.
The thing is that even though Khloe is staying with Tristan, at least for the time being, that doesn't mean she's not getting some revenge.
And what's the best revenge for a cheating boyfriend?
Cheating on him back, of course!
But if you really, really want to hurt the guy, you don't just cheat with any old dude.
You cheat with an ex!
And if you happen to have a famous ex!
That's just more salt in the wound, friend!
According to a source who spoke with In Touch, Khloe got back at Tristan by hooking up with French Montana.
French Montana, can you imagine?
He was Khloe's first serious relationship after ending things with Lamar Odom, and they were together for a while.
They stayed friends after their breakup, too, so it's not unthinkable that she would have reached out to him in a moment of need.
As the insider claims, "Khloe cheated on Tristan with her ex French Montana. They hooked up as early as several months ago."
"Plain and simple, it was payback time."
OK, so "as early as several months ago" is the least helpful description of a timeline that ever was, but if it was "payback," then obviously this alleged hookup happened after the cheating scandal.
That means one of two things.
One, she managed to holler at French immediately after the news about Tristan broke, he hightailed it to Cleveland, and they did whatever while she was super, super pregnant.
Or two, they did whatever while Kris Jenner babysat True.
Honestly, both of those things are a little hard to believe, but sure, let's keep going.
In Touch's source also says that Khloe "was hurting and lonely, so she turned to French for comfort."
"Did it make her feel better that she was also getting even with Tristan? Of course it did."
"It's like that old saying," the source points out. "What's good for the goose ...."
Except it's not like that old saying, because cheating wasn't good for the goose (Tristan), it was dumb and destructive.
But this source may not have heard many old saying and just wanted to be witty, so let's try not to judge.
Anyway, what's even weirder about this whole thing is that Kim and Kourtney allegedly knew about Khloe's affair with French.
And they "completely supported it."
They supported it so much, in fact, that Kim told Khloe that since Tristan hasn't proposed, "then she's free to do whatever the hell she wants."
In reality, Khlow is free to do whatever the hell she wants anyway, no matter what her relationship status is.
She's a grown woman and all that.
It's just important to remember that just because you can do something, it doesn't mean you should.
No matter what the dumb goose did.
So do we believe that Khloe actually got with French to get revenge for Tristan's messy cheating scandal?
Eh, probably not.
But this sure has been fun to consider, huh?