It's been a crazy week for the Eason clan, huh?
Or a crazy year, honestly --2018 has been mighty eventful for them so far.
Technically, things have been crazy for them ever since they first got together, as is tradition when Jenelle finds herself a new soulmate.
But let's just zero in on this week, OK?
On Monday, we learned that our dear Jenelle recently had ... a bit of an incident, we'll say.
Last week, she was involved in a big, terrifying fiasco while driving her son Jace home from a therapy appointment -- remember that little tidbit, because the irony of that will be revealed in a moment.
Something happened with another driver, and she called 911, complaining that the driver had "purposely slammed on the brakes," and when she braked to avoid hitting the car, Jace "almost got whiplash and almost hit the dash."
Well, that was her story, anyway.
According to the driver that found himself in this situation with Jenelle, things went down a lot differently.
In this version of events, Jenelle was driving erratically, so this guy passed her, and she immediately flipped out.
She allegedly flipped out so hard that she followed him back to his house, hit two cars on his property as well as his mailbox, then "pulled a gun."
Those are some pretty big details she omitted, huh?
She left the guy's house before police arrived, so the assumption is that the incident is currently being investigated.
With reports that Teen Mom 2 was filming during all of this, one would think it would be relatively easy to figure out exactly what happened.
But, wouldn't you know, David's got his own story.
In a comment on Facebook, he said that we've only heard one side of the story, and that what actually happened was that the other driver "tried to kidnap her."
That doesn't make any sense for multiple reasons, one being that we've heard Jenelle's 911 call, and you'd think that if the guy tried to kidnap her then it would have come up.
Also, at what point did he try to kidnap her? Was it when they were both driving or after she followed him home, hit his mailbox, and pulled out a gun with two children in her car?
It's just a really dumb thing to say, but since this is David, there's been no shortage of dumb statements this week.
After Kailyn Lowry spoke out about David's comments on Leah Messer's daughter -- lots of drama between Teen Mom 2 cast members lately! -- he decided to attack Kailyn in a Facebook post.
"So I guess Kailyn Lowry got her keyboard so greasy from cheetos that her finger slipped and said some more tough guy sh-t about me and my wife," he wrote.
"Apparently her plastic surgeon filled her head with the same sh-t he filled her ass with."
We've already talked about how ridiculous that was, so let's skip ahead to the comments on that post because, for some reason, he thought it was appropriate to slam Jenelle's mother there.
He claimed that "Barb got fired from Walmart and wouldn't have sh-t right now if it wasn't for keeping Jace from his mother so she can get a MTV paycheck."
"I make more in a month than she made in a year (before she got fired)."
The rage is real, right?
Barbara isn't keeping Jace from Jenelle, Jenelle signed over custody to her and then last year she agreed to visitation instead of going for custody.
Barbara has also worked hard for her entire life to take care of her kids, and now her kids' kids, and she's said that she puts all the Teen Mom money away for Jace's future.
Also, David quit his job when he started dating Jenelle, and now he's been fired from the show, so where exactly is his money coming from?
We're not sure, but in another comment, he told someone "I probably make at least 100x more money than you."
He explained that "I don't have what you would call a 'job,' I'm an investor and business owner but that's none of your business, is it?"
OK, so let's say, just for fun, that this person David's speaking with makes $10,000 a year -- a super, super low amount well below poverty level.
We're saying that because if David thinks he makes 100 times more than that, that would make him a literal millionaire, even besides the money Jenelle makes from MTV.
And that is obviously very, very untrue.
What business does he own? What has he invested in? What does he do that has him making more money than Jenelle?
Why does he say these things that are so clearly false? Does he actually think people will believe it? Does he believe it himself?
So many questions, and absolutely zero answers -- yet another way these people have proven themselves to be disappointments.