Farrah Abraham … well, the girl has seen better days, that’s for sure.
Back in October — and as we’re just now seeing on Teen Mom OG — she was given the choice to either keep filming the show or keep working in the adult industry.
She chose the adult industry, or as she explains it, she was neither fired nor did she quit, she was bullied out of the show because of all the hate crimes committed against the nation’s top female celebrity.
So Farrah is out, and she’s obviously been pretty salty about it for months now.
She’s talking about how hypocritical it is that she lost her job for doing porn when Maci Bookout is doing the exact same thing and is facing no consequences.
Really, this is an argument she’s trying to make.
Farrah’s Firing You surely know this story by now, but let’s recap just for fun: after nearly being fired a few years ago for that celebrity sex tape, Farrah got fired for real last October when she began getting real into that thing where she masturbated on a webcam and streamed it online.
Did She REALLY Get Fired? Things were confusing for a while, because sometimes she said she was fired and sometimes she said she quit, but now we know that she was given an ultimatum, and she chose to quit filming Teen Mom in favor of her adult endeavors.
Huh (Photo Credit: MTV) We saw that all very clearly, but still, she’s suing Viacom for unlawful termination and also because she says executive producer Morgan J. Freeman made her fear for her life, because hey, why not?
Interesting … (MTV) Real quick though, remember the first time this was an issue, back when Teen Mom came back from being canceled when Amber went to prison? In the beginning, Farrah wasn’t asked back at all, and when producers approached the other moms about finally bringing her back on, Maci in particular had an issue with it.
Think of the Children At first, Maci said that she’d quit if Farrah came back, but then she said that she wouldn’t allow Bentley to film because she didn’t want her son on the same show as a porn star.
Empty Threats (Getty) That didn’t last too long either though, and before we knew it, both Maci and Bentley were back to filming as usual, even though Farrah was back in full force herself.
Uh, What? You may be wondering why we’re even talking about any of this, and that would be fair. But there is a reason — and that reason is that Farrah apparently thinks Maci, after getting up on her moral high horse all those years ago, is now doing porn.
Seriously, What? (Getty) It’s because Maci is going to be filming that Naked and Afraid show, and if you’ve ever seen a second of it, you’d know that it’s not porn. At all. It’s not a tiny little bit sexy, unless you have some sort of very specific fetish that involves filthy people trying to survive out in the wilderness.
Come On, Farrah (MTV) Sure, the word “naked” is in the title of the show, but it’s not the sexy kind. All of Maci’s naughty bits will be blurred, and most contestants on the show try to find ways to fashion their own clothing anyway.
See the Difference? So Maci will be naked on cable television, completely blurred out and not doing anything remotely sexual, while Farrah strips completely naked and plays with sex toys on porn websites. They are both naked, yes, but there’s where the similarities in these two situations end.
No Hope Everyone can understand that, right? That is, everyone but Farrah.
LOL, Girl (MTV) Our favorite former Teen Mom did a new interview this week, and the topic of Maci’s new gig came up. And hilariously, Farrah referred to the whole thing as “really pornographic.”
Just Stop (Getty) Like, live your best life, Farrah, but having sex with a porn star, filming it, and then releasing the tape is “really pornographic.” Maci wandering around in the woods for a few days is not.
Whatever You Say, Farrah After that little gem, she unleashed a whole bunch of nonsense that barely made sense, like how everyone always tells her they wish they could make a celebrity sex tape but it was so long ago for her and now she’s been baptized so she just has to “role with the punches.” Really, those are all thoughts she expressed her.
Sure Thing She also said that she thinks it’s “narrow-minded” to “hate or be jealous,” and that she understands where Maci is coming from with it all, “but the realization is you’re on Naked and Afraid now. At least I’m not naked and afraid.”
HA! (MTV) In another truly amazing moment, Farrah talked about the rest of her fellow Teen Moms, and she explained that “I separated myself from all of them for their health and well-being because they were so overtaken by jealously, hate, discrimination, lots of things they shouldn’t be showing their children.”
Honey … Bless her heart, she honestly thinks she saved them from themselves because they just couldn’t help but be overcome by jealousy whenever they were around her. Imagine actually being Farrah and having those thoughts happen inside your head. Just imagine.
WHY (Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images) “For me, to keep away from them is better,” she continued. “I can’t be swindled into substance abuse, narrow mindedness and negativity. It really hurts my creativity, my soul, my positive energy.”
How … Sweet? (Getty) However, she also said that she wishes them the best, and that if they want to replace her on the show with another woman, that’s great, because now she’s “free.” So that’s kind of nice, in a way.
In Closing … (MTV) So to recap, Farrah thinks Maci is doing porn now, she’s kind enough to separate herself from the other Teen Mom ladies so they don’t implode with jealousy, and she’s finally free from getting a massive paycheck just for being her unbearable old self. Never change, girl!