Angelina Jolie to Jennifer Aniston: Take Your Peace Offering and Shove It!

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are over.

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are over.

But might Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston just be getting started?!?

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Indeed, according to a hilarious In Touch Weekly rumor, Aniston recently reached out to her long-time rival in hopes of getting together and burying a hatchet that has existed ever since Brad Pitt buried his ... you know what inside Angelina's...

... sorry, nevermind.

You probably get it.

ANYWAY, the aforementioned tabloid writes in its latest issue that Aniston “extended an invitation” to sit down for a meal with Jolie because “Jen thought it was finally time to resolve the past."

Even the recent past.

Just in the past few months alone, there's been talk that Aniston and Pitt are getting back together, now that each is single.

Jennifer Aniston at Vanity Fair Party

We've always doubted this chatter and it appears as if Aniston wanted to make sure Angelina didn't believe any of it, either.

Aniston was aiming for a "fresh start on all fronts" with Jolie, who this same report alleges responded as followed to Aniston:


We're paraphrasing with that response, of course, but In Touch writes that Jolie turned down Aniston's invitation.

For what reason?

The former Academy Award winner supposedly told Aniston that “she didn’t owe her an apology,” leading the magazine insider to conclude:

“The whole idea to get together for dinner turned into a disaster."

Shocking, right?

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Aside from the obvious reasons why Jolie would scoff at this sort of request, Star Magazine claims that Aniston and Pitt have been hanging out of late, due to an intervention of sorts by George Clooney.

The beloved actor is close friends with Pitt and has reportedly been in close contact with him ever since his September 2016 divorce from Jolie.

"After Jen and Justin [Theroux, 46] announced their split, [Clooney] encouraged Brad to reach out and give their relationship another chance," Star claims of Pitt and Aniston.

This supposedly led to Pitt and Aniston getting together on the night of March 3, reminiscing about "the past" and sharing "a lot of laughs."

Overall, "it seemed just like old times, but better," the tabloid reports.

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Naturally, news of this meeting of ex-lovers got back to Jolie, which helps explain why she never considered a sit-down with Aniston.

Simply put, according to In Touch?

"She’s furious about it."

Thankfully, even if Aniston does jump into bed again with Pitt, all hope is not lose for Jolie.

There's a certain handsome actor who wants to take her out on a date and who would probably not object to a round of intercourse, either.

We can't say for certain what will happen between them, but both Jolie and Aniston need to focus on the future.

The former confirmed her split from Jolie over a year and a half ago, while Aniston separated from Theroux in February via the following statement:

In an effort to reduce any further speculation, we have decided to announce our separation. This decision was mutual and lovingly made at the end of last year.

We are two best friends who have decided to part ways as a couple, but look forward to continuing our cherished friendship.

The stars had been together for seven years at the time and married for two years.

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Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Angelina Jolie Voight

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