December 2017 Archives

There are lots of fun things about being a celebrity.

Money, fame, adoring fans ... what's not to like?

The Kardashians and Jenners have unveiled a new holiday card...

... actually, allow us to amend this statement:

Man, it sure has been a hell of a year for Kylie Jenner, huh?

And not really in a good way, either.

Life is tough for a Duggar woman.

Like, real tough.

Tamar Braxton has had a... how should we put this? .... interesting week.

To say the very, very, very least.

2017 ... well, it hasn't been a fun time.

So many things have happened this year that we'd rather forget, but we can't, because we are stuck in this nightmare hellscape with no real hope of ever escaping.

Catelynn Baltierra will be home for at least one holiday.

The troubled Teen Mom star, who missed sharing Christmas with her family because she was seeking professional help in rehab, has confirmed some positive news via Twitter:

Kim Kardashian has shared a new picture on her Instagram and Facebook pages, and it's worth noting for two reasons:

1. It features Kim, her husband and both of their kids, something we do not see very often.

For millions of readers, the alphabet now ends with "y."

Perhaps that's a fitting tribute to a woman who devoted her life to entertaining the masses with perplexing mysteries. 

A teacher named Rachel Gonzalez was arrested after a boy's father caught her and his son "romping" in her car.

While other teachers have been arrested for sexually preying upon their students, this story is particularly unsettling.

Hey, so, remember how Prince Harry kind of threw shade at Meghan Markle's family?

Apparently, his offhand comment about how well his fiancee was getting along with his family managed to enrage all of his in-laws.

Jax Taylor and Stassi Schroeder broke up way back in Vanderpump Rules Season 1, so it's easy to forget that they ever dated at all.

And based on his latest description of life with Stassi, it seems Jax would love nothing more than to have the relationship wiped from his memory, Eternal Sunshine-style.

Look, we understand that headline's not gonna please anyone.

Either you're a dyed-in-the-wool #MAGA ass and you came here just to deride us as a bunch of libtard cuck-flakes in the comments, or you're part of the majority of Americans who wishes the president would stop tweeting entirely, in which case, you probably think we didn't go nearly far enough.

As it turns out, nature is not the only thing that abhors a vacuum.

The same can be said for fans of Kylie Jenner.

In a report that stunned even Dr. Phil's fiercest critics, Dr. Phil is accused of providing alcohol and drugs to addicts who appear on his show.

Dr. Phil McGraw, the person, has yet to respond to these serious accusations. Dr. Phil, the television show, however, has spoken out.

On Christmas Day, MTV aired a "year-end special" featuring the casts of both Teen Mom: OG and Teen Mom 2, entitled Teen Mom That’s a Wrap 2017.

Yes, at this point, the Teen Mom franchise is like the NFL, and what was once a weekly event will soon be pounded into your brain on a daily basis until MTV is forced to relent due to the increased frequency of serious injuries.

Look, Farrah Abraham is awful. She's really, truly just not a great person.

Like, at all.

Luann de Lesseps has taken the first step toward recovery:

The Real Housewives of New York City cast member has admitted she has a problem.

In the 15 months since his marriage to Angelina Jolie ended, a lot has changed for Brad Pitt.

Pitt got sober after decades of substance abuse; he re-foucused his energies on being the best father he could be; and he worked with Jolie to hammer out a mutually amicable co-parenting relationship.