Folks, you may not want to hear this, but please listen:
Khloe Kardashian and Tristan Thompson pulled off a pair of pretty epic couples costumes.
The couple and soon-to-be parents aren't just winning Halloween -- they're winning Game of Thrones.
Khloe Kardashian and her boyfriend (and baby daddy!) Tristan Thompson are known for, you know, reality stardom and for sportsball, respectively.
While it's no surprise that they'd try out couples costumes, you don't really expect to be blown away.
But we're genuinely impressed. No joke.
Khloe and Tristan are serving up some Game of Thrones looks as one of the show's most iconic couples.
Not quite caught up on this season of Game of Thrones? Still slogging through the quagmire of season 5 and too embarrassed to admit it to your friends?
Don't worry, folks.
Khloe and Tristan's costumes harken all the way back to the very first season.
Khloe Kardashian dressed as Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, ... and so on, and so on.
It's not really a surprise to see Khloe dress as the world's beloved Khaleesi. She's a very popular character.
Also, how many chances does Khloe get to dress as someone else whose name or title stars with a "Kh," we wonder?
(Maybe next Halloween she'll dress as khyber crystals, but we somehow doubt that she's, uh, that deep into Star Wars lore. Maybe we're wrong and totally underestimating Khloe)
What did surprise us about Khloe's choice, though, was how well-executed her costume was.
You probably don't normally think of Khloe looking much like Daenerys, but she really made it work.
Part of the key to Khloe's success was being coupled up with Tristan and his look.
Yes, Tristan Thompson dressed as Khal Drogo.
The famous Jason Momoa character didn't survive to the end of Game of Thrones' first season (uh, spoiler alert), but remains a powerful fixture in Daenerys' backstory.
Also, like all Jason Momoa characters, he had a powerful screen presence.
Daenerys and Khal Drogo were what you'd call a problematic pairing, but they grew to truly love and understand each other before Khal Drogo's death.
Their height difference was very pronounced, which really helps Tristan and Khloe pull off this pair of epic couples costumes.
Because just look at them:
Yes, that's the two of them with their prize.
We should note that Khloe is dressed in a much more recent outfit of Daenerys' ... and we don't think that this was an oversight.
Do you know we don't see?
Khloe Kardashian's baby bump.
Daenerys' more recent outfits and their furs can really go a long way towards concealing a pregnancy.
If you're wondering why Khloe and Tristan didn't go as Daenerys and Jon Snow, a much more up-to-date couple, our guess is that it might have something to do with Tristan Thompson being really well-suited for a Khal Drogo look.
(Not that he couldn't pull off Jon Snow)
Also, maybe Khloe's a little squicked by the incest of it all. Even though it's, you know, fictional.
To our horror, we know that Rob Kardashian doesn't feel the same way.