Kevin Hart makes a living as a comedian.
But there's nothing funny about the situation in which the movie star now finds himself.
The actor recorded an apologetic video late last week in which he appeared to acknowledge that he really did cheat on his wife, Eniko.
Hart never referred to the exact actions for which he was sorry, but he addressed his wife and his kids in the video and said the following:
"I made a bad error in judgment and I put myself in a bad environment where only bad things can happen and they did."
The A-Lister made this statement in light of a woman threatening to release sexually explicit footage of herself and Hart ... unless the actor paid her a large amount of money.
Hart has refused to do so, choosing instead to admit to his affair and hope his wife and family forgives him.
"It's a sh-tty moment. It's a sh-tty moment when you know you're wrong and there's no excuses for your wrong behavior," Hart added, emphasizing that he isn't "perfect" and concluding:
'At the end of the day, man, I just simply gotta do better."
Along these lines, Hart has reportedly sworn off strip clubs.
Talk about a major step!
The comedian's ex-wife, however, says the father of her two kids actually hasn't taken any significant steps at all.
He's always been a cheater!
“When I met him, he was selling sneakers,” Torrei Hart tells Inside Edition. “He starts to get fame and I’m feeling, okay, well, a little left behind. We grew apart.”
Torrei and Kevin divorced in 2011 and he went on to marry his second wife, Eniko Parrish, in 2016.
But did he get involved with the latter while he was still involved with the former?
Hart's ex-wife accuses him in this interview of "lies and infidelity," charges that Hart himself admitted to during a candid/cruel 2013 stand-up routine.
“Yes, people, I cheated. Am I ashamed of it? No, no I’m not,” Hart said during Kevin Hart: Let Me Explain, adding:
“Do I wish I could take it back? No, no I don’t.”
Torrei said it was difficult to "ensure" this public admission from her ex.
But things got worse after Eniko Hart shared a photo from her wedding on Instagram, writing that she and Hart had marked eight years together and one year married.
The thing is, Torrei and Kevin got divorced six years ago.
Do the math and that means Kevin and Eniko were sleeping together when the star was married to Torrei.
However, Eniko claims that the couple was separated and living in separate homes when she began dating Hart and that she was "never a secret."
What does Torrei say to this assertion?
"That's a lie. We were very much not separated."
Eniko is seven months pregnant and allegedly has no plans to leave her husband.
The LAPD and FBI are investigating the extortion plot against Hart, trying to gather enough information to see if they should charge his supposed mistress with a crime.
Until then, Torrei suggests that Eniko stop living in denial when it comes to her man and Hart's curious penis.
"All I can say is if it happened to me, it could happen to anyone.”