Talk about a total shocker!
Just kidding -- literally anyone with the tiniest bit of sense could've seen this coming. Nevertheless, it's surprising that it happened so fast.
Ryan Edwards and Mackenzie Standifer, those Chattanooga lovebirds who just got married back in May, may be headed for a split.
It's almost as if that romantic parking lot wedding, before which he was driving heavily inebriated, was a preview of things to come.
We know, we know, it's tough to hear.
But honestly, if Ryan went on Tinder and started asking women for vagina pics within the first few months, maybe this is for the best.
According to a report from The Ashley's Reality Roundup, things are so bad between them that Ryan has left the home they couple shared.
He's even blocked Mackenzie's hnmber.
"This was going on for a while, even before the Tinder stuff broke," a source explains. "But he has not stayed at home for the past few days."
Not only that, but he's been telling multiple Teen Mom OG crew members that he plans on filing for divorce imminently.
And before you roll your eyes at those dramatics, the MTV show source insists that "he did not just say it in passing."
"It was mentioned multiple times to multiple people on the crew."
Since he was obviously super, super high at the time of the wedding, as we said, couldn't he just get the thing annulled?
That definitely seems possible, right?
In any case, while he's having these issues with his brand new wife, he's been living back at his parents' house.
How do Jen and Larry feel about this?
"They told Ryan he could stay at their house while he and Mackenzie were having issues," the source close to the family says.
However, they know his history, and have reservations: "They said if he was coming for other reasons, they aren't having it."
... Other reasons like drugs?
Given his past - which his famous ex, Maci Bookout, has expressed concerns about in the wake of the Tinder scandal, you can't blame them.
But while it might be easy to blame all of their issues on Ryan, it sounds like Mackenzie isn't exactly a walk in the park, either.
The Ashley's sources claim that fans suspicious of her motives may be correct, as she's been getting greedy with MTV lately:
"Mackenzie requested that MTV pay for her and her friends to go on vacation to 'get away from it all' and film, of course."
Apparently, while "MTV considered it," they couldn't bring themselves to obligate, and "decided against it and said they will not pay for it."
Looks like we may finally know why this 20-year-old divorcee agreed to marry Ryan after he endangered their lives by driving high, huh?
Those sweet, sweet Teen Mom paychecks.
Even by reality show standards in 2017, it's absolutely ridiculous that she'd think MTV would pay for a vacation for her and her friends.
Seriously, who cares about watching a Teen Mom star's baby daddy's wife and her friends we don't know filming by themselves?
And Mackenzie's greed isn't only about the vacation. As a source says, "The crew has been filming Mackenzie over the last week or so."
"She has not made it easy," the source said.
"At times, she's even refused to talk about the Ryan drama on-camera, but has stated that she will talk if they pay her more."
These Teen Mom insiders say that they're not sure if they did end up paying her more to get her to spill, or if she did so anyway.
Moreover, they can't say for certain how much of all this delicious drama will make it to the show, given the wedding dashcam backlash.
But the drama has definitely been filmed, and things between the couple clearly look like they're going to get worse before they get better.