When it comes to dating, the women of the Kardashian-Jenner clan prefer their men rich, famous, athletic, and super tall - in that order.
The second two are negotiable, which explains Kanye and Scott Disick.
In fact, the height requirement is just a bonus qualification (which explains Reggie Bush) and might only be of real importance to the for the lankier sisters.
Not surprisingly, the NBA has a been a go-to source of eligible bachelors for the ladies of the Kard clan.
Kim married a benchwarmer who weirdly shared her mother's first name, and Khloe is dating Tristan Thompson, a forward for the Cleveland Cavaliers and likely owner of a candle-lit LeBron shrine.
And now, it looks as though Kendall Jenner is getting in on the game and essentially dunking on her sisters by dating one of the league's most beloved stars.
According to Hollywood Life, Kendall and Blake Griffin were spotted canoodling, "getting cozy" and engaging in other public indicators that they plan to have sex later during a recent party at Avenue Nightclub in Los Angeles.
This is surprising for a number of reasons.
For one thing, as far as anyone knows, Kendall is still dating A$AP Rocky.
Oh, and there's the small matter of Blake having two kids with his live-in girlfriend of several years.
Maybe the rumors about A$AP getting busted cheating on Kendall are true, and she's out for a little revenge.
Maybe Blake secretly broke up with his baby mama and has managed to keep it out of the tabloids.
Whatever the case, Kendall would be the undisputed queen of Kardashian-Jenner relationships if this rumor is accurate.
Sure Kanye is more famous, but he has a tendency to, well ... act like Kanye.
Kylie's wasting her time with Z-list rappers, while Kourtney's with some young boy toy no one ever heard of before he started hooking up with her.
Khloe's dating an NBA player, but let's be real ... he's no Blake Griffin.
Yes, Kendall is the only Kardashian who's worked to build a real, legit career for herself outside of reality TV and social media stardom.
And now she might be dating Blake Griffin.
All we can say to that is that you know her family is aware of it, so ... let the Machiavellian efforts to take her down from the inside begin!