For several years after her ugly breakup with Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart seemed to very much enjoy the life of the serial monogamist.
KStew (as she hates to be called) participated in a semi-long term relationship here and there, such as when she dated Alicia Cargile for several months.
But for the most part, the Stew was too spicy to settle down with just one crock pot (metaphors are not our strong suit), until now ...
These days, Kristen is dating Stella Maxwell, a 26-year-old Belgian Victoria's Secret model.
(Yes, Kristen lives an awesome life.)
If the name sounds familiar, it might be because Stella previously dated Miley Cyrus.
So we're assuming she's got a thing for eccentric, perma-stoned kajillionaires who frequently show photos of Bart Simpson to their hairstylists.
Whatever the case, it seems that Kristella is a match made in heaven, and the couple is reportedly moving at breakneck speed.
In fact, after less than 6 months of dating, Kristen and Stella have reportedly taken a major step:
“They have moved in together,” a source close to the couple tells Us Weekly.
Yes, it seems Stella has taken up permanent residence in Kristen's posh Los Feliz neighborhood.
The source notes that Stella is holding on to her apartment in NYC, but "she spends all of her time" staying at Kristen's four-bedroom crib.
Sounds like Stella is far more than just another notch on Kristen's bedpost.
They're pretty private as a couple, but we think we can imagine what their typical day looks like:
Wake-and-bake around noon, followed by an hour or so in which they express themselves only through Kristen's preferred form of communication, the lower-lip bite.
After that, it's an afternoon of sulking.
When that's over, of course, it's time to gather around the dinner table some self-conscious hair-touching.
Before bed they burn another one, then open up the laptop to make sure Kristen's bank account is still at nine figures and that Donald Trump isn't tweeting about Twilight anymore.
It's a simple life, but it works for them.