As hard as it may be to believe, we're about to talk about Caitlyn Jenner's new memoir yet again.
It's almost like she wrote the book so that she could get lots of attention instead of just so that she could share her story, isn't it?
Caitlyn revealed a ton of secrets in her book -- with a title like The Secrets of My Life, it's really the only thing she could do -- and many of them were about her former wife, Kris Jenner.
For instance, she wrote that while she and Kris had "good and frequent sex" at the beginning of their marriage, she wasn't "entirely comfortable" with it all.
She said that she told Kris that she was transgender "before I make love to her," though "this will always be a subject of dispute between us."
"She insists that she was taken by surprise by my ultimate transition to Caitlyn, which obviously means in her mind that she did not know enough."
Caitlyn also claimed that when she first began dating Kris, she had breasts, which she later had removed, and that Kris made her keep any and all feminine items locked in a secret closet.
She wrote that Kris didn't allow her to have her own checking account, but she did have her own credit card, and Kris carefully monitored all of her purchases.
"Kris is incredibly generous -- on her terms," Caitlyn explained.
Her portrayal of Kris in her book was apparently so harsh that Kris told her children that literally the only good thing she wrote about her was that she was "great socially at a party one time."
It's pretty rough, considering they were married for nearly 25 years.
Kris and Caitlyn struggled with their relationship after Caitlyn announced to the world that she's transgender in 2015, and the memoir has only made things worse.
That's why, according to a new report from Life & Style, Kris is planning on writing her own tell-all.
And Caitlyn should be afraid.
"Kris has been working on a tell-all for years," a source told the magazine, "but now she's fast-tracking it because of the horrible press she's getting."
"Kris can be ruthless when she has to be, and she's going to play as dirty as Caitlyn ... Actually, she's going to get even dirtier."
But how does she plan on doing that?
The source explained that Kris "wants to name women and men that Caitlyn may have fooled around with."
"It will shock readers. She'll do whatever it takes to make her book outsell Caitlyn's."
Oh, of course she will.
Why can't we all get along? Or, at the very least, why can't we live our lives without trying to tear apart people we spent a quarter of a century with?