Well, this is an unexpected turn of events.
For the past few months, virtually all of the drama surrounding Kailyn Lowry has had to do with the identity of her baby daddy, but now Teen Mom 2 obsessives are taking a new kind of interest in the pregnant mother of two's sex life.
“The Teen Mom who can barely move her face at this point made a little homemade threesome video,” a blind item from Crazy Days and Nights read.
Moreover: “The woman in it has it on her cell phone.”
At this point, several Teen Mom cast members have had considerable work done, so that could description could be just about anyone.
In fact, when we hear plastic surgeries - people not being able to move their own face especially - and sex tapes mentioned in the same article?
Our thoughts turn to Farrah Abraham, not Kailyn.
But according to Radar, CDAN later revealed that "Lowry, 25, is the MTV star in the rumored video" in a second post.
That follow-up appears to have been deleted, but the site also reports that Kailyn responded to the allegations on social media, tweeting:
“Is this for real? Who comes up with this s--t.”
We weren't able to locate that tweet, so we're assuming it's ... also been deleted? The trail is hot, but there is no smoking gun. Yet.
It's tough to say if what's going on here is a whole lot of BS or a concerted effort to bury some potentially embarrassing footage.
Either way, Crazy Days and Nights further implicates Kailyn by suggesting that the sex tape was shot by a young woman.
A young woman with whom the Teen Mom cast member in question has "friends with benefits"-style relationship, no less.
The site somewhat confusingly claims:
“So far she has not tried to sell it because she thinks the Teen Mom still prefers her over the Mom’s most recent boyfriend."
It's easy to see how, given Lowry's history with boyfriends, and with one female friend in particular, fans pegged this as Kail.
Rumors about Kailyn Lowry dating Becky Hayter were everywhere in the months following her separation from Javi Marroquin.
Without a doubt, it's the "lady friend" detail that led many fans to the conclusion that the Kailyn is the famous mom in question.
Farrah has no friends. Come on now.
If that is the case, then it's probably safe to assume that Kailyn and Becky have worked out some sort of arrangement regarding the tape.
How else do you explain the fact that evidence of its existence are disappearing faster than Marty McFly's parents in a Polaroid.
So if you were really, really hoping you'd get to see a Kailyn Lowry sex tape this week, we hate to disappoint you, but ...
It's probably not gonna happen.
On the plus side, you can use the money you were gonna spend for it on some much-needed therapy sessions!