Whoa, wait ... what? Did anybody else just see that?
We swear a pig just flew past the window. Weird.
Kailyn Lowry has denied her involvement in an alleged threesome sex tape, and now her ex, Javi Marroquin, is coming to her defense as well.
The Kailyn Lowry sex tape talk began with a blind item on Crazy Days and Nights claimed, without naming her by name, that this happened:
“The Teen Mom who can barely move her face at this point made a homemade threesome video. The woman in it has it on her cell phone.”
Despite the whole "barely move her face" part that would seemingly implicate Farrah Abraham, the Internet quickly zeroed in on Kailyn.
Without question, the addition of a girl attached to the rumor fueled speculation that Kailyn had a threesome with Becky Hayter.
Lowry and Hayter have been the subject of romance rumors before (they seem to enjoy this, in fact), so that hardly came out of nowhere.
Kailyn then addressed the sex tape chatter as such:
“Is this for real?” she tweeted, with laughing emojis.
“Who comes up with this sh-t?” Lowry added. “Y’all aren’t seeing any sex tapes of me. [I don’t know] where people come up with these rumors.”
It sounds like she and Javi Marroquin, who has often been her toughest critic and isn't afraid of doing so publicly, are on the same page.
“I don’t believe it,” he told Radar Online Sunday.
“I don’t even need to ask Kail about that.”
Her ex-husband, a 24-year-old U.S. Air Force Airman actually says that despite their previous drama, he and Kail are on “great” terms.
“We are actually going really well,” Javi said. “Everything is behind us now and we’ve moved on. It’s all about the boys now and it’s great.”
That's very good, albeit a little surprising, to hear.
It wasn't long ago that Lowry filed a protection from abuse order against Marroquin, who was behaving erratically after she got pregnant.
“She said it’s because I harassed her via text about all this divorce and guy stuff,” Javi said, adding that “I signed a consent PFA."
That, he said, "means there’s no evidence of abuse," but "I just can’t contact her unless it’s in regards to Lincoln for a year.”
Nevertheless, the fact that it came to that lends credence to reports that Marroquin would show up to her house “aggressively.”
If you watch Teen Mom 2 online, you saw him act like a hothead basically admit that he did as he damn well pleased for a time.
The mother of Isaac, 7, and Lincoln, 3, is currently pregnant with her third child; Javi is Lincoln's dad, while Jo Rivera is Isaac's.
The pregnancy caused major drama between the couple, as they divorced in part because Lowry said she didn’t want another child.
Lowry has yet to reveal the identity of the father of her child, further complicating matters and guaranteeing an even more pissed off Javi.
As fans scour the web and parse every word out of her mouth for clues, her longtime friend Chris Lopez has emerged as the frontrunner.
For a number of reasons, to boot.
Lowry captioned a selfie of her bump with the caption “Baby Lo,” as he mentioned his “miracle child” in a now-deleted tweet.
Kailyn also actually said, “Chris would say, ‘I’m Holden the baby’” when a fan suggested the name Holden in an Instagram live video.
Whoever the father is, one can only hope that Lowry and Javi stay on good terms for the sake of one another, and her children.
Seriously, how much more drama can she take - and what kind of father needlessly piles it on, despite his issues with the mom?