In news that is just about as stunning as Donald Trump blasting the media as being fake and terrible, Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna have broken up.
Yes, again. Will the break-up stick this time?
There's no way to possibly answer that question, because any answer would imply that you believe this romance was ever real to begin with.
But let's just go ahead and pretend this is real life and play along with what the celebrities want us to think, okay? Here we go...
What drove Blac Chyna and Rob apart in this case?
No media outlet can say for certain, but an insider tells People Magazine that the romantic dissolution is nothing new.
“They split a while ago. The wedding plans are off,” a source close to the Kardashians tells this publication, adding:
“They are both trying to be mature about it.:
"It was less dramatic this time.”
To the extent that you can apply logic to RobChyna, this would at least explain why Blac Chyna was spotted out with a random Patriots fan this month.
It would also explain why Chyna shared a bunch of cute pictures of her and her kids a couple weeks ago, with Rob notoriously absent from them.
The stars went public with their relationship in January 2016.
The stunning romance didn't just take the public surprise, but also members of Rob's family, considering Chyna's history with the Kards.
She has long feuded with Kylie Jenner due to the teenager's relationship with rapper Tyga - the father of Blac Chyna's son, King Cairo.
Chyna is also good friends with Amber Rose, an ex-girlfriend of Kanye West, who is now married to Rob’s sister Kim Kardashian.
It's all very confusing, we know, but it explains why the idea of Rob dating Chyna of all people seemed unthinkable for a time.
Few took the pair seriously, to say the least.
Assuming they were only appearing together for publicity, or as some revenge against his family, this was dismissed as a stunt.
But then Rob slowly got into better shape and became less of a recluse, and relations thawed, even with Momager Kris Jenner.
Then he proposed to Chyna in April 2016, and barely one month later, they announced they were expecting their first child.
The two welcomed their daughter in November.
Dream Renee Kardashian. She's really cute:
But the two fought as much as they made out, actually starring in an E! reality series that basically featured one monumental argument after another.
Basically, it was a recipe for disaster.
The last time we reported on their alleged break-up was in early January... so it's been over a month of quiet, assumed bliss between the tandem.
That may be a new record!
"Rob thinks it's the right decision," a source tells Us Weekly of this split, which is believed to have been a long time coming.
"Chyna has disappeared for days at a time without communicating or providing any updates to anyone. This won't end well."
A second insider confirms to this tabloid that the two have been at odds since late December, and it hasn't gotten much better since.
At that time, a bitter and vengeful Chyna grabbed all of her belongings, cleaned out the nursery and peaced out with their baby girl.
Or so the puzzling stars wanted us to believe.
Mere days later, Rob was the one apologizing to the mother of his child and they were posing for photos together on New Year's Eve.
"[It's the same] with her yelling and screaming about how his family doesn’t like or support her, and his insecurities," writes Us Weekly.
The social media accounts of both stars have been bereft of the other one for weeks now.
So this break-up really may be for real.
If so... THANK FRICKIN GOODNESS, right?!?
We know there's a baby girl at the center of all this madness, and we would love it if she were raised in a stable-two parent household.
But that was never on the table for Rob and Chyna.
Better they go their separate ways now, honestly.
This way, they can spare the poor child the ongoing trauma of living with two attention-starved, money-hungry maniacs, wouldn't you say?
It could be a lot worse. Dream will have two loving parents and a HUGE family who will dote on her every single day if given the chance.
Let's just hope she doesn't need too much therapy down the line and let's also hope this split doesn't cause Rob to eat his weight in Twinkies.
Be careful, dude.