We haven't seen any formal studies or anything, but we'd feel comfortable betting that Kendra Wilkinson is the hottest mess known to man.
Who else would it be?
Kendra is dumb, obnoxious, dramatic, and she's got issues as far as the eye can see.
She's been relatively quiet recently, but just a couple of years ago, she made headlines (as many as she could squeeze out!) when her husband cheated on her in the shadiest scandal in modern history.
She spent an entire season of her reality show, Kendra on Top, going back and forth with Hank, crying and screaming and flushing wedding rings down the toilet.
(Seriously, remember that? See our previous point about her being the hottest of hot messes.)
Kendra drug things out as long as she possibly could to get the most possible attention -- one season of Kendra on Top was devoted to Hank cheating, another was devoted to Kendra getting over the cheating, and they even went on Marriage Boot Camp.
All this is to say that Kendra loves being on television and the attention it brings her, probably more than anything.
And that's why, according to a new report from Life & Style, Kendra is working on a new reality show, co-starring her mother.
A source in the know reveals that "It's basically a therapy show that will focus on Kendra and her mom working on their relationship."
So that should be a disaster, right?
After all, last we heard, Kendra has a terrible relationship with her mother. Unsalvageable, maybe.
It's hard to know exactly what happened to drive the two apart originally, but Kendra's mother Patti has said that their latest issues began shortly after Hank's affair.
"After news of Hank's affair broke," she once explained, "I was there for Kendra the second she needed me. I drove up to see her and got to spend time with my grandchildren."
"It felt like old times," she said, "but then things took a turn for the worse. She just stopped talking to me. It was like a switch flipped."
She also claimed that the show was "all Kendra thinks about. It's disgusting, especially when you are hurting your own mother."
Patti was also hurt because Kendra reconnected with her father, who had left the family when she was a small child.
Oh, and in 2013, before all this, Kendra allegedly told her mother to "go die," for some reason.
Things were so bad between Kendra and Patti that when Patti showed up on Kendra's season of Marriage Boot Camp, Kendra cried out "The devil has eaten your soul!"
So despite all that, despite Kendra's belief that the devil has eaten her mother's soul, these two ladies are teaming up for a new show?
As an insider explained, "Kendra was OK never speaking to Patti again. But she agreed to do the show, and it's been helping them out a lot."
Huh. Well, stranger things have happened.
For instance, Kendra's entire existence.