Just when you thought you knew all there was to know about Kailyn Lowry, Javi Marroquin, and their super messy divorce ...
Don't be foolish, y'all. We don't know the half of it.
Between all the things that she's said and all the things that he's said, there are approximately a zillion things that went wrong in their marriage.
Maybe he cheated, maybe she cheated, maybe they both cheated.
Maybe she got that plastic surgery and all that silicone went to her head, or maybe they just grew apart.
Or maybe, just maybe, Kailyn's tragic miscarriage played a large part in the destruction of their relationship.
The miscarriage happened in late 2015, and they've both been open and honest about how hard it was on them on Teen Mom 2 and in subsequent interviews and, as always, social media posts.
While Kailyn was very understandably heartbroken about what happened, Javi said that he felt like he "needed someone to blame," and apparently that person was Kailyn.
"That was part of the reason why me and you were fighting so much right after the miscarriage," he told her on the show.
"I needed to blame somebody, and I was taking it out on you."
Then, in an interview back in September, Javi said that "I wasn't there as a husband, as a father, as someone she could count on to cry on my shoulder."
"She always says I wasn't there. I apologize to her all the time. I could see where she was coming from."
He added that "I've never experienced that. I was just super excited for the baby and all that happened so it was rough for me."
It sounds like such a hard time, right?
But according to a new theory that some monster posed on Twitter, that may not have been exactly how things went down.
Apparently, another scenario could have been that Kailyn was cheating on Javi with someone, she got pregnant, panicked, then had an abortion so Javi wouldn't find out, and she lied and said that the abortion was a miscarriage.
How horrible, right? Not to mention improbable.
It sounds like this random jackass isn't too clear on how very, very different abortions and miscarriages are.
But hey, if you were thinking about getting outraged on Kailyn's behalf, don't worry -- she's got it covered.
"Ok, that's enough," she responded. "You're taking this too far. That's so hurtful and messed up."
"That is honestly the worst thing I've ever read about myself. So hurtful and untrue.... what a theory."
When some of her followers asked her why she even bothered to respond to such a reprehensible troll, she answered "Because that's something so disgusting to say, it's not like someone said I wore purple instead of pink."
"And people are believing that."
"Most of the time I don't say sh-t," she added. "But this morning was some serious sh-t that just isn't ok."
And she's right -- it isn't OK, not even a little bit.
It's fun to speculate about the lives of celebrities, especially dramatic reality stars like the Teen Moms.
But there's a line. And to say that this girl lied about having a miscarriage to cover up an abortion to terminate a pregnancy that came about because of an affair?
Yeah, that's too far.